Title : WARNING!
Author : Batmud
The Surgeon General has determined that overuse of Kithe can cause:
Cancer, Liver and Lung Disease, Miscarriages, Unwanted Pregnancies, Low Sperm
Counts, Brain Tissue Damage, Muscular Dystrophy, Forgetfulness, Left-Leg
Paralysis, Internal Haemorrhaging, Geekiness, Carbohydrates Deficiency,
Negligence, Slow Motion Sickness, Bureaucracy, Deforestation, Sexual Atrocities, Lack
of Personality, Inflation, Heavy Machinery Malfunction, Anaphora, Plagiarism,
Lying-to-Congress Disease, Gerrymandering, Incrimination, Schwa Deletion,
Non-Confirmation Syndrome, Defenestration, Illiteracy, Sarcasm, Broccoli
Overcooking, Frequent Defecation, Gossiping, Getting-Laid-on-the-First-Date
Syndrome, Mass Extinction, Ozone Depletion, Global Warming, Gas Leaks,
Hailstorms, Arms Race, Legs Race, Gender Confusion, Transexualism,
Misunderstandings, Gibberish, Boredom, Nausea, Vomiting, Hyperbation,
Hyperbole, Manuscript Loss, Anarchism, Liposuction, Unsuccessful Barbecuing,
Gargling, BONKing, Mavisms, Talking-in-Third-Person Syndrome, Limousine
Overcrowding, Elevator Stalling, Messianism, Low Scoring on Standardized Tests,
PBS Pledging, PTA Joining, PTL Propaganda, S&L Bailouts, Deficit Spending, BL&T
Indigestion, Armpit Enlargement, Proletarianization, Salmon Spawning,
Antidisestablismenterianism, Panic, Disillusionment, Asymmetrical Twins,
Appointment Cancellation, Foreplay Disruption, Stuttering, Dogmatism, Bath Tub
Clogging, Eviction, Infant Mortality, Cryptorchitis, Schistosomaisis, Nepotism,
Baldness, Bad Spelling, Maximum Verbosity, and General Failure in Life.
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