Title : Cthulu's Greets
Author : Cthulu
Cthulu's Greets 'n Grunts 'n Groans 'n Grovels:
Cthulu -You know, talking to yourself is a sure sign of insanity. Fish
Grateful Dead -I still say it's Farmer Joe-Jim-Bob's WIFE. Steroid woman.
Wow. You really sound the same on the phone as you type.
White Insanity -I guess it's too late to tell ya, lit guys don't get headers.
D'Artagnan -See? I CAN spell it right...
Magik Elvis -You tricked us into believing that the evil chatboard meet
was a TABMeet! Help me! Help Meeeeeee...
Beatle -TG Forever! er..I mean, Phaze. Yup. Oh, all right, V/X.
Toxic Cockroach -A garbage bag is *not* a proper carrying case for a SNES.
Battered Crow -STOP PEEING IN THE FIRE!
Darkseid -I guess I have to get you some more j0lt now...
Soul of Allusion-Call TST, damn you.
Mavrik -Which issue of GIJoe did you see Cobra Commander's face again?
Nitnatsnoc -Slave to Master Cthulu! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! YES....NOPE...YES
The Mage -Big improvement from "That black white haired guy"
Visionary -Look for other misters in #mist...
Minus -Pablo RULES! Old school Acid pics, yes!
Inquisitor -Is pesty forcing you to write messages again now?
Summonner -MAKE UP YOUR MIND! ONE OR THE OTHER. Ahem.
The Edge -I hate U2 8)
Pestilence -Keep pestering Reznor for me, will ya? 8)
Archangel -Haven't seen much 'o you lately...
LionBird -There. All the titles changed, as you requested.
Skuttlebutt -Remember, more instruments doesn't necessarily better than
Raidair X -learn from the above. pester him incessantly
Dr. CPU -CALL TST! ARRRRRRGh..when're you gonna do my SE text loader?
Helter -Aw...you took away my leech...
(AHa! suddenly got it back!)
The Narccissist -Hey, Chico! Don't make fun of my squid lantern..sniff sniff
Paintball paintball rah rah rah
Livewire -Stop having such a HAPPY life..sheesh...
Tzeentch -I want to hit you on the head with foam 2covered pipes 8)
M0D -Generic Ususper name! That's what I say!
Eoanya -blah halb arg gra j0lt neck yum evil vila
Etana -Tail-piercing? eW...
Questor -You quit Coven? awww... your DG pic looks like Contra Bass
Zoltar -good fonts...er...as for the pics...well...*cough*
Diamond Traveller-ook. say something. embrace KiTSCH.
The Naughty Tycoon-where did you get that handle, anyway?
Eerie -Yay! Thanks to you, we can rip off the movie idea!
Cool Hand -Spread, dammit!
fUp -Woo hoo, Anne Rice!
Other assorted body noises:
Ranma -Love those "Graphical screens"
Hype -Pine Sol does NOT go in your nose, mister dwarf.
Fab One -Good luck, honourable competitor.
Pantera -Take CHARGE...sheesh...
Midnight Ninja -Thanks for the offer for KiTSCH. PS-Happy 5th, Arkham!
Snazz -Too bad about your computer.
Pure Voltage -"Letting the inmates run the asylum" (tm) PV, RAiD
Nosferatu -So, how're those graveyards? PS-This isn't the vampire area
White Noise -Go away and stay away
Shadow -Same applies for you
My computer -If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be writing this right now
My chair -Thanks for holding me up
The Old Oak Tree-I humbly thank you for providing me with shade over these
many long years, my old friend
The Nice Men -I like your white jackets. Are you going to put me in the
shirt with the really long sleeves again?
TsC -May you never, EVER, EVER revive.
Cheese -You're the best food on Earth (even better than Snapple)
Innate Malice -$150 bucks? He *MUST* be kidding...
Creideiki -Thank god you stopped modemming...
Drift -one word: WHY?
Everyone else -ha ha...i didn't greet you. Now i shall slap you with a fish.
A GREAT BIG WARNING TO:
Toxic Cockroach, Darkseid, Soul of Allusion, Archangel, and Visionary.
You guys have one more month of slothful relaxation, and if you don't release
anything after that...
I refuse to greet ACiD and iCE in these greets, as it's trendy, and grounds
for having stale bread thrown at you.
*** Any and all apologies to person or persons that I may have offended in
the writing of this newsletter or at any other time during my modemming
life, or even outside of it. I'm sure that the offence was well-deserved,
but if your ego needs straightening, we'll be happy to do it in a mildly
humiliating yet strangely satisfying way.
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