The Cold Wait
 or
How to Freeze an Art Group
or
 Beatle's official Review of the first Mist meet.
Well, lets see.. Saturday morning....I wake up. Toothbrush Condensed phones. Toothbrush Condensed comes over.
We fool around with BBS..
Chat with Quicksliver (aka Too $hort).. he is FUN!
haha..
Then we get on the skytrain and head to Metrotown...
When we get to Metrotown we run into Merlyn on the station Platform.
He doesn't notice us.. "HEY MERYLN!!"
"HHEEYY MMEERRLLYYNN!!!!"
Ah, he notices us..
We head off towards the MALL! AHH!
We go and pray to the holy Tabbench (tm tabnet)..
Then we head to McDonalds to see if Wild Thang is working... Well he is not working, but Tzeentch is standing in line.. (tee hee!)
We step into the software store next door, and explain to the nice warezgrubbing moneymugging clerk that we can get everything he has in the store for FREE... from a PIRATE BBS! then we left as he was writing down our descriptions and called the anti-pirate line... oops.
(it's ok, i was wearing my mavrik disguise.. tee hee)
We head towards the Bus loop yelling BONK at random people in the mall.. We count the homies.. point and laugh..
 We get out to the bus loop and Etana is there..
 She was racing the buses around the bus loop in her indy-500 Brand Wheel Chair! WOOO! FUCK!
 it is freezing out here..
Nitnatsnoc is there.
We all greet and stuff.. the usual.
 Then Cthulu and some guy with funny orange hair comes down the escalator... Arg, he brought his foam weapons AGAIN!.
We laugh at the 2 and a half foot homies that are all running around like lost sperm in a petry dish..
"MUG ME MUG ME COME ON YOU MIDGETS MUG ME! JUMP ME!!"
hehehe.
 We wait in the cold...O'er shows up... but no sign of Contra-Bass.
 We wait for contra bass. A bus goes by..
our bus.. that's ok the next one is in 15 minutes. Still no Contra-Bass. Cthulu and various other decide to wack the hell out of each other with the foam weapons.. Oh Look!
The Police are coming!
Contra-Bass finally shows up.. ARG!
Oh well.. let's catch the bus.. WHAT!
NO WHEELCHAIR ACCESS!
Arg... Etana can't get on now..
Bc Transit sucks.. We look at the schedule..
8:03!!!! the next bus!?! DAMN!
 Well, we wander for like 20 minutes.. then decide to go to Naniamo Skytrain and catch a different bus..
So, onto the skytrain we go... Contra-Bass leaves.. ARG!!!!!
We get to Naniamo, and check the bus stop..
ARG!
the next bus is 40 MINUTES AWAY!!!
 40 MINUTES!! ohwell..
we go and have fun in the skytrain station.
is it just me or has the temperature dropped below 0?
IT IS COLD!! 40 MINUTES!!!
 OH well.
 we scare people in the skytrain station.
30 MINUTES!
cold cold
20 MINUTES!
cold cold
 10 MINUTES!
 cold cold
THE BUS!
IT'S...
NOT HERE!!
oh wait, there it is.
 YAY!
we all board the bus... and go to bcit..
after wander the campus for awhile we find it..
James Joyce and fUP and j.p. and Mage and the guy named after that BBSsoftware.. um.. oh yeah, Phaze were there. Playing scortched earth..
Wooo!
WAREZ!
anyways, we all fool around for awhile..
ala la la
 Phaze asks me all these annoying questions..
 But he has funky orange hair, so that's ok..
 Oh well.. i buy my ticket and raffle ticket..far out.
 then we finally get into the theatre..
 james joyce plays hopscotch on the chairs..
 fup and i remark how funny it would be if he were to fall and die!
well.. fer a few seconds it would be funny..
well maybe not.
anyways the show starts..
WOOwoooOo vga!
 MoDS!! far ouuut!
i liked the one wil bill gates..
oh well.. the show ends...
they pull the ticket for the raffle.."
Is there a BEN POTTS here?"
 Oh man, Toothbrush Condensed won the ultragravis!!
 COOL!
now we can jump him!
well, no.
Anyways, we leave the theatre. James Joyce and fup take off.
 arg didn't even get to say good bye..
 oh well..
Who's here now..Cthulu, Nitty, Maggie, Destro, Phaze, Toothbrush Condensed, Merlyn, Sorcerer.. OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT SORCERER.. sorry man.. i thought you were Merlyn.. (tee hee).. Etana's parents come and pick her up.
Tzeentch.. is here still too.. WOO! Anyways, we head to the bus stop..talk about many things.. Start EliteNet
sorry you can't read it, you are not elite enough.. Get on bus.
 Go to Metrotown.
 Get on Skytrain.
 Go home.
 Go sleep. Wake up.
 Write this.
so end another chapter of how the stomach churns. please tune in next meet for the exciting continuation.
 faaaar out.
beatle drongo
 copywrite 1854
	(i copied the entire thing out
	of an old history text, who'd of
	thought it had all been done
	before!)

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