TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS FINALLY OVER:

# 10 Take down the No-Reindeer strips from your roof.
# 9  Finally throw out your hallowe'en pumpkin.
# 8  You stop making blazing bonfires in the fireplace every night.
# 7  You don't find pine needles in all of your food any more...
# 6  After the whole family is sitting around the tree digesting, after having gorged on an enormous turkey dinner, wondering wherever Fido has gotten off to?
# 5  The recurrent nightmares about sugarplums finally stop.
# 4  You change the water in Old Saint Nick's cage.
# 3  You re-wrap the fruitcake your aunt gave to you and switch labels on it to spring on an unsuspecting victim next year. You don't bother putting it in the freezer.
# 2  You receive the last of the christmas cards that you sent yourself, to fool people into thinking that you have friends.

And... the Number One way you know when the Holiday Season is over...

   # 1  Three words: VALENTINE'S DAY SALE!

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