Title : Greets!
Author : Cthulu
Cthulu- these voices in my head just won't go away...
Nitty- Home? I have no home... PULL THE STRING! (scratch scratch)
D'Artagnan- CALL AHOM DAMNIT!
James Joyce- If you can't take the height, get outta the mosh pit!
fUp- We should get you a replacement rain stick...
Livewire- you've started a camping trend...
Tzeentch- your parents have strange books in your house...
Eoanya- Only one tendon I say! I am a MUUUUUTANT!
Etana- yes, I think a royal sedan would fit you perfectly. 'cept I'd have to
carry it. ick.
Reanimator- That is some afro. I have to get a closer look at your buttons.
Psychoskylark- Don't forget that Barney is also purple...
Helter- But Baby Bop is green too...
Eerie- Hey! Why aren't you wearing the ceremonial robes, Brother Thirty-Three?
The Naughty Tycoon- That is some hidden text problem you have there.
The Extremist- I still liked that chick, no matter what you say.
Mage- What's your file prefix going to be now, eh? *?
minus- (wakes up) Where's my ansi? "It was all a dream..."
Questy- BiM all the way!
Diamond Traveller- No work this month? I have to drool on you now. 8(~
Smokescreen- So, tell us about Questy's g/f... BEZIER CURVES!
Illusionary Enigma- for someone who puts up so much of a fuss, you aren't
around very much...
Professor Pukoid- The Mistigris "Acquisition"? No thank you... 8)
Admiral Skuttlebutt- I've never asked you this, but... where did you get your
Mavrik- Poo. Now I have to look in the integrity pack to see what snake eyes'
face looks like.
Eto- GV ALLLL the way...
Defective Mind, Remorse, Terminally Nothing- I won't spread for no roses...
Beatle- damn you and your bar codes too!
Phaze- so OF COURSE i IMMEDIATELY accepted... how ego-lifting.
Zoltar- despite the many times i've mangled your handle, i'll miss you
Marauder- Don't worry... I"ll try to get nitty to put up those ASCII menus for
ts- i think you should be in by the summer 8)
fire- we love you
storm- we'll see
wind- have you ever heard of a group called TsC?
SoD- YOu talkin' to US? Hm? Are YOU talkin' to US?
everyone on IRC- I'm the Cthulu from MiST! NOT the Cthulhu from remorse or the
Ktulhu from relic. ARRRRRRGRGGGGHHHH! Too many lovecraft fans
Candide- creamed of broccoli soup? eW!
Guybrush Threepwood- still lookin' for that sword master, eh?
Digital Ranger- i'm too tired to talk to you about lit 8)
Darkforce- my glory... sniff sniff... you... you... STOLE it. Wah!
Tremere- sorry, no LD bill, no kitsch 8)
Raid- oh, wait a minute... never mind.
ST:Voyager- Cpt. Janeway sounds like a frog.
OJ- At this point I don't even CARE whether you did it or didn't... just get
offa my teevee... tiny toons should be on!
Toho- When's the next godzilla (gojira) movie coming out?
Weird Al- You are a *G0D* to me...
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