^^^                                              
                                                                poor guy's                          
        ... T.A.L.E.S  F.R.O.M  T.H.E  K.I.T.S.C.H ...          nose got cut
                       (net, that is)                           off... so SAD!
In the beginning, Mavrik wanted to illustrate a colourful comment made about Grateful Dead jumping on Nitnatsnoc. Unfortunately, he mislabelled it, changing GD to Eerie. It looked something like this:
>                     | |  |
>                     | |  |                                                      
>                          |
>                       O                                                         
>                      \|/  -eerie                                                
>                       |                                                         
>                       /\                                                        
>                                                                                 
>                       /  -nitnatsnoc                                           
>                      \--o                                                       
>                     / \
(For more of these wonderful stick fighters, check the black on black in his ANSIs...)

Tzeentch, the perfectionist, went on to elaborate upon this simple drawing...
His last comment heard before releasing THIS masterpiece was, "I like HAMMERS! Geez... I even gave Eerie muscles..."

>                                   /\
>                      ****        // \        
>                     ***oo_  DIE! \\  \
>                     *(* __>      /)  \\      
>                     *  __\_      //) //
>                    (  \  / \ /\ //  \/       
>                    \ \_\/ \ / \\/)     *****
>                     \  \   /\\)\)    _00 *)**
>                     |\  ) / \)\)    <__  * *(   AHH!
>                     | \ \/ -/\)       \-( /* 
>                     (  \  / /          \ /
>              eerie  |   
>                                                                                 
TZ>             (And the sad part is that Nitty really looks like that)           
EE>             (I feel sorry for him.. the poor guy has stars in his hair)
Young didn't think it was so cute. Plus he didn't like Tz's use of stars for hair. So he made his own snappy comeback:
>                                          /\  
>                                          \/.\
>                                           ( /\    
>                                         /\/  /\   
>                                  ||||| /  \/\/\\  
>                                 | \  /|  /   #####
>                                ()(*)(*) /   ( oO #
>                                  \  _) /    /_(_  )    
>                                  /    \    (( , ) / tZeetch 
>                            young( /~~\ )\    \~~~ /    
>                                 _\____/  | >==|  |===<  
>                                / _________\__/~~\ 
>                               (           \    == 
>                                \___________>__==
Now, Tzeentch doesn't know why, but Quebeckers always spell his name with a capital Z... He doesn't like that. He didn't like it SO MUCH...
>  capital Z???  DIE EViL (woo elite) SCUM!
>                                              
>
>     \(***)/                                  
>      \|||/                                            8
>      |  .)                                           8  \**(  8  
>      (   _>    tzeentch                              8 _*****  8 
>      | __\                                          (8) o  ** 8 young 
>      | /      _________.   _  __  ____               \\/_ )*\(8) 
>      | (_____//_  )____/  _  __   |___>               \\ ) |\//  
>      | ______ _)(/                                     \\| |//   
>      | )     \)                                         \\ //    
>      | |                                                 | /
>      | | "die evil scum!"               "damnit, why'd she  
>                                           insist on chains?"
>                                              
>  tee hee...
>
Well, Young just couldn't take this sitting down...
>          young!                              
>
>      \||/      /\              \||/          
>      (oO)     /  \/\  .        (o0)          
>       --     /  /  /          / O)           
>      \  \   / / | /   :      /\/             
>        \  \/\/  |/  . |    /'                
>          \__>   _ _\|/__ _       tZeetch!  
>                      | |                    
>                |~~~~~   ~~~~~~|              
>                ~~~~~|   |~~~~~~              
>
> take that!                                   
>
> [ascII war!]
(So far as we can tell, it's the one-legged Young booting off Tz's head.) [In the fullness of the wisdom retrospect can endow, it is clearly an axe.] Anyway, at this point, Etana made a particularly astute observation.
>  And this is a demonstration of 2 people with WAY too much time on their   
>  hands... =)
What? Etana insult Young? She must PAAAAY!
> silly cow! die!
>                                              
>   \||/young /\
>   (oO)     /  \.\                            
>    --     /  /  /> (__)  ,---------.
>   \  \   / / | ;/  (oO) | :\/: _  _ \        
>     \  \/\/ .|/::  /\/_/  :  :: :: : )
>       \__>   '.|..'   \_  '  '`-'`-'/        
>         /------\/'      \__________/
>        / | ____||                            
>       *  ||""  || etana
>          ^^    ^^                            
> (that's the demonstration of somebody with WAY too much time on his hands) 
Tzeentch ignored her desperate pleas to return to sanity as well, and instead returned with some heavy artillery.
>  weee....                                    
>
>                                          \***
>           \||/ yOung                    _Oo)*/    
>           (Oo)                         (__  *
>           /^^\             _\_         __\_/__    
>           \--/     KABLAM! | |--------/\___/  \ tzeentch    
>            \/              |_|-------/tz-mobile\___    
>            ||                      _/______________\__ 
>            ||                     /o o o o o o o o o o\
>                                   |OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO|
>                                   \o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o/
>
But young had to find a way to make a stunning comeback....
Hence... the CRICKET BATS OF DOOOOOOOOM!!!
>                                                                      .
>                                                                      .
>                                                                      :
>                                                                 _ __ |__ _
>                                                                     /|
>    ***/ ----                                                      /  |
>   \*(oO_  -                                                     /    |
>    *  __)  --                                                 /      |
>    \_/   - -                                                  \     /
>      |  ----                                                  /    /
>      ^\_ _ ._  ..  .                                         /  /\/ 
>                       '  .                                  /  /
>                              .                             / \/      \||/
>                                       .                    \_| \     (oO)
>                  tZeetch  /~~~~\__                           \\  \   _--_
>                |~~/-----|~~    |__( .,                        \\  \/    |
>                |/~~\----|      /    ||                         \\       |
>                 \   \___|___/ <___./=|_                         \\/     |
>                  ~~~        \_____|___ð)                           |===|
>                                     || 
>                                    /  \                          young
>                                    |  |      
>                                    |  |      
>                                     \/
It was about this time when we started wondering whether or not we should just become an ascii group
... but Mavrik finished the little argument once and for all...
>                                              
>                                         ,,,  
>                                         oo @ 
>                                     o o (_ | 
>                        ___          _\³_À-_|_
>                      (__ \ ____  __|____   |_____
>                        __)o)   o )      o ) |   o ) \  
>                       (___/_____/________/  |____/   \ 
>                                     |_______|     \  _\_   <--- Mav in his
>                                __ ____|__|_        \/ o \       MechWarrior
>                              /  o \ __ o )  \      |  _  |
>                             / /-/ /_____/    \     |_| |_|
>                         __ / /_/ /      \     \
>                       /__       /        \  ___\  
>                          --__   \         /     \
>                              --__/        |  o  | 
>                                           |  _  |
>            tZ -->  \||/      /\           | | | | 
>                    |Oo|     C oo          | | | |
>                   @|__|@    | __)        /       \
>                    | U|     |(__        |______ma­|
>                    /\/\     |__/  <--yO      
>                             /  \
>                                              
>   I just had to join in the fun...! =)
>   Now I squish you!!!!
Now you know why our packs are always late... this is so much funner than working...

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