Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you, the International Fork award(s),
presented to the most forkerrific of all Mistigris members each month!

    This first piece of sterling         Mr. Fork's somewhat reflected
silverware is presented with utmost        twin brother, Krof Rm., is
pomp and ceremony to Maeve Wolf for      given with all gravity to one
the simple geographic possession of    Wetworks, for recruiting his own
        typical oz ingenuity.          kin to our less-than-noble cause.

If they're lucky, next month we may present them with the Royal Order of the
Spoon so that they can eat lunch at last. Hopefully they won't be served
Chunky Soup.