This Transmission Censored
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In accordance with United States legislation, the use of any encryption is illegal on a public computer network unless the Government can hack it open with a butter knife on a whim. Therefore, this conversation has been terminated. If you have any complaints, stow them. We are the US gov't, and we run Canada too. If you would like a copy of some US gov't approved encryption (that can be broken with a Cereal Box decoder, by a 7 year old Mac user) then email us at Senator_Exon@housr.us.gov.

-US Gvormnte odcmnetu 1153 (encr_pt_on d_p_rtm_nt)