Presented to you, one fine example of The Screaming Tomato's...
I woke up one morning, the birds were a-singing
the children were laughing and the bells were ringing
snow-capped mountains were all I could see
The sun rising high filled my poor heart with glee
I arose to breathe in the early morning air,
When I saw before me a sight so fair
hanging from a tree, a single golden pair.
of pants, from Bink-o the circus clown
ya know, they just kept on fallin' down
He did all sorts of tricks, using bunnies and hats
and even going so far as juggling circus cats!
He would take a cat, and throw it so high..
a world record for cat-height, he did tie
but uh oh a mistake, the cat he did drop,
look at all this cat-goop! bring out the mop!
Intestine over here... brain over there!
Perhaps an extra kidney to spare ?
With a little skill and a whole lot of luck....
the mr. clean we use will clean up this muck.
Oh wait look over there can it be.. it's SNUFFALUFFAGUS!!!
I wonder why he is waiting for the Alma bus?
Here the bus comes! But snuffaluffagus get's in the way
But lightning strikes and saves the day!
Ha omigosh but it hit barney instead!
But it bounces of his skin and strikes the bus dead!
The bus keels over with a great big kersplat!!
One more reason to call the WHQ of your favorite group.