/msg Cth^Mist Hey, fishface... want a quick and easy way to make a stimulating yet entertaining article for your precious little e-mag? You can exploit some of the most well-known and loved names in the scene, and you have to do next to no actual writing of your own! (...Sounds good to me.) /msg Cth^Mist by the way... stop writing imaginary messages to yourself to invoke the setting of the IRC. (...spoilsport)...
Anyone who wants to be in an e-mag, join #kithe and say what you think the word "kithe" means. *** Cth^Mist has joined #kithe And now, the wait... (time passes... minutes... hours... centuries...) (3 upgrades of mIRC later...) *** Quab has joined #kithe medi kit could you elaborate a bit? *** Quab has left #kithe ...guess not 8) *** Exulted has joined #kithe kithe email address is email@example.com email me ..want to be in the emag ex: all we want is a definition of the word "kithe". *** Exulted has left #kithe er.. never mind 8) (Amazing how some people cannot follow the simplest instructions...) *** tre_cool has joined #kithe kithe = some sort of a pie... uh... like cheesecake.. :) what does it taste like? heh... like marshmellows in water that have melted... much better. yep *** dork has joined #kithe Kithe is some kinda fucking drug. *** dork has left #kithe (Concise and to the point) *** cybernary has joined #kithe kithe is the name of a termits penis termite even *** cybernary has left #kithe (Oh so eloquent) *** mr`yuck has joined #kithe it means mr. yuck is god ah. *** mr`yuck has left #kithe (Quite the wishful thinking...) yeah..freebase pardon? (forgot he was still in the channel after all that 8) do you freebase kithe? hmm yep! if you don't wanna eat it can you smoke it? hmm... yeah sure but you won't get stoned... you can't take it intravenous though... why smoke it if you can't get stoned? i didn't say you should smoke...i said you can smoke it....but if you do you're dumb... *** ts- has joined #kithe what kind of prison sentence will you get for having a gram of kithe found on you? you get like a warning...next time youll get 10 years tre: what's a slang word for kithe? heh heh ello 'kithe' is some kinda weird canadian food. beef ball patties or something. BEEF BALLS? We call those prarie oysters up here... yep. they take those good ol' testicles and slap em betwixt two slices o' bread isn't that a bit lumpy? it's the texture that's the appeal. perhaps something freudian as well. heh' ts: can you get kithes at mcdonalds? kitsch... hee hee. that was funny nifty. it was right next to kithe in the webster unabridged. ts: if it WAS served in mcdonalds, what would they call it? McKithe? kEFe (?) Quarter Pounder with Kithe? cth- hah.. probably... *** growl has joined #kithe kithe is some kinda bomb.. er... druge.. er. drug. er... Toilet paper.. er.... Pizza topping.. *** growl has left #kithe (Be warned next time you ask for a pizza with everything on it...) cth: its kalled K th no... K the uh.. K thé i mean (sure... whatever...) what IS kithe, anyway. according to the dict it says 'to proclaim an action' (hey, *I'm* the one asking the questions here...) like K tea almost or something. tre cool isn't hey that guy from green day ts: its some sort of a pie, that tastes like melted marshmellows that you can eat and freebase.....and smoke but then you won't get stoned ts: sure is tre: do you drink it, then? tre- weird. is it like marijuana brownies or something cth: its kinda gluic so you can drink it...but it will take time to pour it out of the glass cth- u shove it up your ass for the maximum effect ts: oh my... kithe enemas. cth- kinda how some countries shove aspirin up their asses ts: yes but better tastin' ts: I don't think that mcdonalds would sanction that kind of fast food. 8) ... Thus ended the first session. I, however, hungered for more, more, MUCH MORE! So I went on again later to gather more input on our enigmatic name. (152 lines just isn't enough for a filler article) *** Cth^Mist has joined #kithe *** sq2 has joined #kithe i think the word kithe means something that flies in the sky, held up by the almighty power of god, in the form of wind, plus an H *** sq2 has left #kithe (I likes to flies me kithes) *** profeeto has joined #kithe eheh cth you are too kewl ;) so? what's a kithe? like a kite with a monkey hangin from the top.. er sumthin Do kithes have bananas hanging off them or something? only in sweden ;) But bananas don't grow in scandinavia... too cold. I guess they import them. *** df`fsw has joined #kithe *** df`fsw has left #kithe (so much for him) they import em from czech but not from slovakia? hmm maybe depends on the EU dollar exchange rate, right? yah.. the government is behind everything Well then... is there a more sinister aspect to these monkey-bearing aerial objects controlled by the governents? shh.. dont let anybody hear yah say that, ya know there are spies everywhere *** profeeto has left #kithe (another victim of the internet silence conspiracy, I see) *** sq2 has joined #kithe (so, back for more, eh?) kithe is my name... except i usually spell it with the e before the i... *** sq2 has left #kithe *** sUlphUr has joined #kithe eye think it means a cat that is drunk and high on ShR00mS, bitz.. *** sUlphUr has left #kithe *** wh0d has joined #kithe To me, kithe means world harmony. I feel that in the future, kithe will be full of love and happy articles. *** wh0d has left #kithe (aww, isn't that _nice_) *** nootropic has joined #kithe Kithe: very much like lithe, but on the deadly side.. ie, the kithe little bitch ripped off my nutsack. ouch. 8) Could kithe be used to describe anything other than people? cth; That animal looks pretty kithe. any animal? what kind of animal would look kithe? cth; a wolf would look kithe. what would look un-kithe? cth; a teddy bear kithe is like the power to kill quickly and suddenly.. so the electric chair might not be kithe, but a rocket launcher would. i think. would a kithe death leave a nearly-untouched body or merely a small puddle of blood and some skull fragments? cth; the remains wouldn't matter necessarily.. i mean, a kithe death would be a nuclear explosion, or a sudden brain hemorage.. it's the method, not the result, i believe. the guillotine would be kithe, while being eaten by red ants wouldn't? cth; yeah.. okay, I think I just about understand. cth; the guilotine (argh) ain't all that kithe because there is suspense beforehand. getting in a car accident is much more kithe. sudden. unexpected. fateful. superman's death was not kithe, jfk's was. okee. having an escaped rhinoceros turn around the corner and trample you unexpectedly would be kithe then? cth; definatly.. all right, then.
What *does* 'kithe' mean, anyway?
Well, let's see.
a) a medikit
b) a cheesecake which tastes like melted marshmallows, can be freebased or smoked, and which is illegal to possess.
c) 'some kinda fucking drug'
d) a termite's penis
e) the proclamation of the divinity of mr`yuck.
f) deep-fried bull testicles, ingested rectally.
g) manglement of the word 'kite'.
h) top secret primate-operated aeronautical bombers.
i) manglement of the name 'Keith'.
j) a feline who has consumed too much alcohol and too many fungi.
k) World harmony and happy articles.
l) A sudden, unexpected death.
Three verbs, nine nouns, no adjectives or adverbs.
Three drug-related definitions, two sex-related ones, and two ideological/religious ones. However, I believe that the most amusing entry was that proposed by profeeto. As such, he is now the winner of the elusive 'Abbottsford Killer' award, displayed elsewhere in the magazine. (Actually, in the last issue of the magazine. This article got lfet out.) Thanks to everybody for the definitions, and keep them rolling in! If you think that you know what to kithe somebody means, how much a kithe weighs, or why a kithe computer shouldn't be used near an open window, send in your entries! If you see me on the IRC as Cth^Mist or _Cthulu, I'll accept definitions, but you can also mail me locally on The Jade Monkey or e-mail me at
Again, congratulations go to profeeto, thanks go to nootropic, ts and the rest, and OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU? (waits for reader to turn around, then sneaks off and leaves the article finished unsatisfactorily)