HF> Descendants, not stnadnecsde, silly.
CT>
CT> ^^^  - brooke's comment
CT>
CT> vvv - rowan's head.
CT>
CT>  |||||
CT> < o o >
CT>    `
CT>    o
CT>
CT> oo, goes rowan, I don't get it.
HF>
HF> Well, if you take Erewhon to be nowhere, then Descendants should be
HF> stnadnecsde, hm?
HF>
HF>   none exist, of course.>
HF>
HF> 

She's got a point.

Drawing silly ASCIIs is a means by which any no-talent hack can appear in this glorious magazine.

And thanks to this article, you don't even have to draw asciis, but merely have to refer to its future appearance in Kithe, to appear in Kithe!

Does that make any sense?

NO!

So here are some more Kithe-related Kithe-appearing Kithe comments.

MF>
MF>      i'm going up to the top of the ... shit. theres no tall buildings in
MF> deep cove. i'm going to shoot myself with an ascii gun if i dont get into
MF> kithe! grr!
MF>
MF> and them i'm going to draw ansi! yeah! ansi ansi! more! and i'm going to
MF> get into mist!!! mist!
MF>
MF>                       "waa, i wanna get in kithe!"
MF> bubble         / me /
MF>                   /
MF>        \|||||/  /          / gun
MF>        (o) (o) /   ====nn___
MF>        (  @  )      /  `"$$$.
MF>          ll        /     `""'
MF>   /------l-- -----/
MF>          l
MF>          l
MF>          l
MF>       al""l
MF>      ,l   "l
MF>      l"    l
MF>    ,al    /lba.
MF>
MF> yay!
HB>
HB>   ^^
HB> I think THAT'll get you into the asciiwars article in the next issue for
HB> sure  =)
SK>
SK> I've created a monster. 8)
SK>
SK> (see kithe12)

Handiboy has demonstrated awareness of the fact that there is a lurking presence which may possibly immortalize these silly messages...

but Silent Knight is all too aware of the fact that not only will it be noted and filed but set aside in an article especially for people to see! (gasp!)

SK>     enters the scene>
SK>     excalibur from its girth.>
AN>
AN> 
AN> 
AN> 
BA>
BA>   his leather jacket, slips his 10 gauge into it's holster, and draws his
BA>  shortsword>
BA>   Silent Knight>
BA> 
BA>
BA> "OK, who's first?"
FR> ..But before he can do anything, Ed the happy Sumo's skydiving lesson ends
FR> tragically.. For both of them.
FR>
FR>
FR> EEE
FR>    AA
FR>      A
FR>       a
FR>         h
FR>         !
FR>
FR>  splot.
BA>
BA> Ya, it was tragic when I cut Ed in twain. But he was about to fall on me
BA> since his parachute never opened.
LY>
LY>  fear to followers of the YeLLoW HaT>
LY>
LY> 
BA>
BA>   Blood Angel prepares for something he does well, he prepares for the
BA>  coming battle>
SK>
SK> HAHAHAHA!!
SK>
SK> I hope somebody's capturing all of this!

Somebody?

After your own foreshadowing comment before, you should have known, Silent Knight..

you should have known that it would some day appear in Kithe.

...

SK> A drunken man is not a man in control of his actions...
SK>
CT> Perhaps he shouldn't allow himself to lapse into a state of
CT> drunkenness then
SK>
SK> No kidding.
ME>
ME> All that can be said here is this:
ME>
ME>                 ` ____        .
ME> ---`-->-----`-------__==----------
ME>                         --
ME>          W O O S H !
ME>   -__
ME> -----, --------------/--->--->----'
ME>  '               '
ME>                         A
ME>                         |
ME>                         |
ME>        o  .    .        |
ME>         +   o     +     +------- The flow of messages
ME>     * .        *
ME>         _.----._
ME>       /`        `\
ME>      |   0   o    |     <------- Silent Knight's Head
ME>
ME>
BE>
BE>                                                  /--\
BE>                                                 /    \
BE> ---\                                            /     \--------
BE>     \                                          /
BE>       \                                       /
BE>         \                                  /
BE>            \-----------------------------/
BE>
BE> wow?
BE>
YT>     If you haven't capped that yet, i'm going to hurt you.
YT>
YT> ..please see next message for details..
CT>
CT> Please, I had this captured before you even read the message.
CT> Give me some credit here, I've been doing it for a long time.
SK>
SK> Capturing messages that insult me and then publishing them in kithe does
SK> not give me a warm fuzzy feeling to say the least...
SK>
SK> GRRRRR....
SK>
SK>
SK>  _______    |   __________
SK>       (0)        (0)
SK>
SK>
SK>            ----
SK>
SK>       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SK>
SK>
SK> SK KILL !
SK>
WE>
WE> lighten up, buddy.
WE>
WE>        /    \
WE>         o  0
WE>    |             |               smile, you geek!
WE>    `.___________.'
WE>         l | l
WE>         l | l                    or else i'll have to spit on you.
WE>         `._.'
WE>
WE>          .',
WE>          `-'                     too late.
WE>
SK>
SK>         -\
SK>              --
SK>
SK>          0    0              Thanks for being neat, jocelyn. 8)
SK>
SK>            --
SK>       |           |
SK>         \_______/
SK>
SK> -\
SK> --
SK> 0    0              Thanks for being neat, jocelyn. 8)
SK>
SK> --
SK> |           |
SK> \_______/
WE>
WE> (oops, the quoting screwed it up).
WE>
WE>
WE>         _   _
WE>           u             no problem.  =)
WE>        \_____/
WE>
SK>
SK> That was crappier than MINE !
SK>
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AA           AA
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AAA          AA
SK>          HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  AAAAA        AA
SK>          HHHHHHHHHHHHHH  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AAAAAA       AA
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AAAAAA       AA
SK>          HHHH      HHHH  AAAAAA       AA    H A  W  !!!!
SK>
SK> MAN! THAT SUCKED !
SK>
SK> HELLO KITHE !
SK>
SK> Heee hee..
SK> MAYBE.. SOMEONE.. will put this in KKKIIITTTHHHEEE!
SK>
WE>
WE> you laugh funny.  "ha haw?"  hahaahahahaha.
WE>
WE> you should laugh better:
WE>                                               $$$$$$$$$$
WE>                   $$$$$$       $$             $$$$    $$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
WE> $$$$$$$$$$$$      $$$$$$$$     $$    $$$$$$$   $$$     $$$        $ $$$$$$
WE> $$$$$$   $$$$$$   $$$ $  $$     $  $$$$   $$$  $$     $$$        $$$$
WE>$$$$$$     $$$$$    $$$ $  $$    $ $$$$    $$   $$$$$$$$$          $$$
WE> $$ $$             $$$$$    $$   $  $$$    $$  $$$$   $$$           $$
WE>  $$$$$$$$$$$       $$$$    $$  $$   $$    $    $$$    $$$        $$$$
WE>           $$$$$$    $$$    $$ $$$  $$$    $$   $$$     $$          $$
WE>   $$$$  $$$$$$     $$$$$    $$$$$    $$  $$$     $      $$       $$$
WE>     $$$$$$$        $$$$      $$$$    $$$$$$     $$       $$       $$$
WE>                                                                   $$$
WE>
WE> hey, look!  i'm good enough to join APG!!!
WE>

...

HF> WE HAVE NOT HAD A BLOODY AND VIOLENT REVOLUTION.
SK>
SK>  Wait a century.
HF>
HF> Over gun control? I doubt it.
SK>
SK>  Over gun control? I doubt it as well.
SK>  It will most likely be over something else.
SK>  (but having guns and vehicles will be needed to do it.)
HF>
HF>
HF>   o
HF>  /|\  <-- Brooke, without gun, doing some hard core doubting of this topic.
HF>   
HF>   "    <-- see? yellow shoes. it's an actual photo.
HF>
HF> Random canadian, also without gun, not holding a violent and bloody -->  0
HF> revolution over his lack of gun.                                        /\
HF>                                                                          
HF>
HF> This overly ascii-ized message has been brought to you by the National
HF> Coalition to Appear in Kithe.
SK>
SK>  I've created a MONSTER !
SK>
SK>
SK>      |\/\/\/\/|
SK>      |        |
SK>      |        |
SK>      | o   O  |
SK>     @    7     @
SK>      |   |    |        <---FrankenKithe Monster !
SK>      |        |
SK>      \ ^^^^^^^^^/
SK>       ----------
SK>         | |
SK>         | |
SK>         | | (yah, I know it sux)
SK>

Any monster that creates 341-line articles without me having to write anything substantial is A-okay in my books. So until next issue, keep writing and talking, secure in the knowledge that somewhere... someone is watching what you say and type and waiting to put it into an E-mag somewhere.