'Twas started by Agnostic, but as usual these things spiral all over the place.
AG> has any one read some good bathroom scribblings lately? AG> AG> in the College bathroom today: AG> AG> You are all gum in some woman's hair AG> AG> (add to make a list) AG> SE> Don't write on this wall (Langara College washroom) SE> AG> The Shah is buried beside Lee Harvey Oswald AG> CT> Flush twice; it's a long way to the cafeteria. CT> HI> If your reading this, you must be hanging out here. (douglas college) HI> PE> coquitlam center bathroom stall: PE> PE> gay males:be here at 6pm on wednesdays for nameless anal sex. no regrets. PE> CT> L I N U X (on the ceiling of the benny's bathroom. Something tells me CT> the f00l wrote it.) CT> ZK> The only practical vehicle for prison reform: A BULLDOZER (bathroom in ZK> the Spartacus building) ZK> FU> Call Linda for a good time at 936-9236 (The Pantry in Coquitlam Center) FU> CT> (on the condom machine) CT> CT> "This gum tastes like rubber." CT> CT> also, CT> CT> "Return baby here for refund." CT> MF> "nixon peed here" MF> MF> i saw MF> MF> " aids kill fags dead" MF> MF> " so does igornarance" MF> ME> I was here. His Royal Highness Prince Daniel. (U.B.C.) ME> CT> I WUZ ERE CT> ERE I WUZ CT> WUZ I ERE? CT> YES I WUZ. CT> PK> "here i sit, broken hearted PK> came to shit, but only farted." PK> PK> tis old. PE> but i can do lamer. PE> PE> "some come here to piss and think, other's come here to shit and stink, PE> but when i come here neither matters at all, i just read the bullshit PE> that's on the walls." CT> CT> Lame. "Here I sit, amongst the vapours, looking for some toilet paper. CT> how much longer will I linger before I have to use my finger?" ZW> ZW> I sit here and contemplate ZW> whether to shit or masturbate. ZW> JB> My old school didn't have any real humour, just typical racist stuff like JB> "Fuck hindhuz, Fuck Whitez," big swastikas.. CT> CT> We got... CT> CT> "Fuck the skids. Go back to Grand Ville street you fucken homos CT> or prepar (crossed out) get ready to fight us. CT> CT> (as an afterthought) Or die when it snows." CT> CT> Someone's reply - "Maybe when you learn to spell." JB> JB> bahahah.. most downtown bathroom flame-scrawlings I've ever seen were JB> political like 'NDP PIGS' or anti-conservative humor. JB> AG> "I'm too afraid to use the phone AG> I'm too afraid to turn the light on AG> I'm so afraid I've lost control AG> I'm suffocating without a word..." AG> AG> L. Reed (Capilano College - - my doing last year) AG> CT> ... something which I wrote which apparently Darklock got written up CT> in calligraphic handwriting and installed in his own potty. CT> CT> Your insides, they force you to rise from the table, CT> and get to the crapper as quick as you're able. CT> CT> You leap on the john and your pants hit the floor, CT> embarrassingly, you then close up the door. CT> CT> Out is expelled from your putrescent hole CT> a smelly surprise in your porcelain bowl. CT> CT> It lands in the water, and makes a small splash; CT> the frigid can water sends shocks through your ass. CT> CT> It sits all alone, floating putrid and green; CT> Oft it is smelt, but it's never much seen. CT> CT> Content that you're finished your digestive caper, CT> you clean up your bum with the soft septic paper. CT> CT> It raises no cries as you tug on the flush; CT> away spins the bowlful of natural mush. CT> CT> The nasty green mess spirals down to the breach, CT> You won't meet again 'till you go to the beach. CT> CT> You then wash your hands, with warm water and soap; CT> If cleanliness was godliness, then you would be the Pope. CT> CT> Remember all these steps next time you're on the loo, CT> and don't think of it as shitting, simply think of it as POO. CT> SA> In my school, it's mostly declarations of love or lust, commentaries on SA> guy's performances in bed, so and so is a bitch, a slut, or "A lesbian SA> who rapes dogs" (I asked whether or not it was males dogs or female dogs) SA> SA> When I do graffitti, I usually draw a crystal teardrop design, or SA> something else I like. I've written philosopic statements, or political SA> theories. SA> SA> Recently, in an agitated mood, I went into the washroom and covered a SA> wall with a manifesto about how anything in the world was possible if you SA> perceived it to be so etc etc etc. ZK> ZK> I used to do that, when I was in a horrible high school. ZK> ZK> "I eat your hate like love" was a favorite, as was "Just try and find me, cuz ZK> I surround you." ZK> ZK> I was trained out of it when I went to a good high school. Grafitti was ZK> less easy at Ideal because you were more likely to be caught and your ZK> crimes brought up at School Meeting. ZK> SA> I am at a horrible high school, and since I consider my grafitti to be SA> a much higher grade that the rest of it, I have no reason to stop. :) SA> SA> (re: manifesto) Anyway, last week, I went in and saw they erased it. SA> SA> "REPRESSION. ERASE THIS. 'someone tried to hold me down, come on try to SA> shut me up' -hole" was what I replaced it with. SA> ZK> Although the desks in the science room were very colourful. ZK> Someone once wrote "I LOVE BEATLE" in big white-out letters. (Don't ZK> worry, it wasn't me.) ZK> SA> YeSh, desks and chairs at my school get the same treatment...I drew and SA> wrote all over my grade 11 english desk. I saw it later in another room. ... CT> The secret to life is (scribbled over by someone else) FUCK
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