Spirit Wolf's [Borrowed] Wisdom

    "I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations;
    beautiful from minds profound -- if I could remember any of the damn
         -Dorothy Parker.

         "Let's go!"
         "Yes, Let's go!"
         Stage Direction : They do not move.

    Last lines of "Waiting for Godot"
         -Samuel Beckett

    "Do or Do Not -- There is no try."

    "Success is simply a matter of luck.
     Ask any failure."
        -Earl Wilson.

    "Do not be too timid and squimish about your actions. All life is an
        -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the
     ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is
     something that is not there."
        -Eric Hoffer

    "Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
        -Michael Pritchard

    "You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself -- and
    how little I deserve it."
        -W.S. Gilbert

    "Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen
    turned into boullion cubes."
        -John LeCarre

    "I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
    the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
        -Samuel Goldwyn.

    "It matters not if you win or lose, what matters is whethere >I<
    win or lose."
        -Darin Weinberg

    "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one
    and got hit by a bus."
        -Bob Rubin

    "Even young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the
    concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make
    threatening him with it much more effective."
        -P.J. O'Rourke

    "Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is
    finished : if you're alive, it isn't"
        -Richard Bach

    "Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."

    "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian
    because I hate plants."
        -A. Whitney Brown

    "Advice is what we asked when we already know the answer,
    but wish we didn't"
        -Erica Jong

    "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the
    delight in that recognition."
        -Alexander Smith

    "The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down
    an invitation without giving an excuse."
        -Jules Renard

    "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature
    has a function"
        -Garrison Keller

    "If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
        -Bill Lyon

    "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
        -Rodney Dangerfield

    "Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise
    not to follow it."
        -Edna St. Vincent Millay

    "I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best
    advice, and then going and doing the exact opposite."
        -G.K. Chesterton

    "If you want a place in the sun, you must leave the shade of the
    family tree"
        -Osage saying

    "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to
    achieve it through not dying."
        -Woody Allen

    "Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a
    bunch of bastards."
        -R.A. Dickson

    "I once complained to my father that I didn't seem able to be
    able to do things the same way other people did. Dad's advice?
    Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep."
        -Margo Kaufman

    "The wages of sin are death but by the time taxes are taken out,
    it's just sort of a tired feeling."
        -Paula Poundstone

    "Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for."
        -Eric Warren

    "Death is nature's way of saying, 'Your Table is ready'.."

    "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the critism of
    one, go ahead, get married."
        - Katherine Hepburn

    "When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber"
        -Sir Winston Churchill