AUTO-GNOMIC

I want a car that has room for a bar.

 I want uphostery made of dead savannah animals, and

 I want a back seat with 6 cheerleaders cubic capacity.

 I don't want no import-reefer-sonofabitch fuel economist,

 I want to be rowdy with the Saudis and burn some dinosaur piss.

 I want to buy fuzzy dice, and offensive cigarette lighters for the dash.

 I want a gun rack, 37 7-11 cup holders, and a big mother of a bumper

 sticker that says:
 
 

I FLATTEN GOPHERS DAILY.
-Made in the USA, on the New Jersey turnpike

AUTHOR: The Laughing Fool