BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE

COALITION AGAINST BOPPERS, SNOBS, PREPPIES, YUPPIES OR OTHERWISE

C.A.B.S.P.Y.O.O

This Document has been scrawled to bring to the attention of everyone the overpowering presence of Preppies. (Aka.

Boppers, Yuppies, Snobs etc.)

I really dont have all that much against most of the members of the above named groups, it is only the few egotistical assholes that tend to piss me off, just a little too much for my liking.

The Problem:

The few and the proud Kings and the Queens of snobhood have taken it upon themselves to lead the rest of their members into Asshole-ism. The Kings and the Queens are worshipped by many because of their good looks, rich parents or otherwise and because they are so wildly popular they tend to 'lead the pack' of unsuspecting semi-snobs into the realm of super snobdom. All this would be fine with myself and my coalition: If and only if they kept their snobdom inside their own group and didn't spread it arround to all the nice people.

The Solution:

The only solution to this problem is violence. Out and out violence. The next time you are walking down the street and one snob, preppie, bopper or otherwise makes a derogatory remark about your clothes, looks or otherwise, simply beat the living shit out of him/her.

Thank you For your Co-operation.

Meija.

(President C.A.B.S.P.Y.O.O)

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This article is not merely to be taken as humor only... It should

be taken in all seriousness but not to be followed through with.

(i'm not telling you to go beat someone up)

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