Well, hello there, Doctor Strange
And what would be the cost to change
An arm, a leg, a random limb
Into something not so verbatim?
A free trial is quite in order
To show my prowess of disorder
Give me your hand and we shall see
Just where my talents lie, you'll be
Completely safe, I can assure you
No harm will come to you unless you...
Oh no! Oh well... Another cadaver
To add to my pile of hopeless exemplars
Too bad he had to go and brush
That button labelled "Never Touch"
A finger here, a hooked claw there
Beak of steel and graft grizzly bear hair
A coyote's snout and furred mane of lion
And conclude with the body of pois'nous scorpion
Now what to my wondering eyes should arise
But the ultimate devisor of irritations' demise
A monstrous mutation of obscene proportions
He'll gorge any skeptic in three equal portions