May - August 2001 by e-mail
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"Time has its lives to eat" |
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"An old bald man resembling a wizard with a long flowing white beard and grey robe hovers above the ground. His feet point downwards as if to show you where a surface might be beneath him, if he were standing upon it. One can see that there is a surface as his beard rests upon it. His freakishly long forearms are outstretched holding a transparent
apparatus, one part lantern, one part
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"well, it may not taste so great, but all this blood is doing wonders for my beard!" |
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"My Pooh is jammed and dripping blood red." |
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"Rabbit, this reminds me of the time Pooh got stuck after eating too much Hunny... But this is just twisted and kinky. I don't know if Pooh will ever go near a hunnypot again, even if we get him out before he bleeds to death!" |
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"Rabbit formed an overly sexual (and menstrual) image in his mind when told that Winnie The Pooh had gotten his head stuck in a honey pot." |
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"Horrified, Rabbit realizes that the hormonal upheaval of menstruation could send Pooh into an euphoric glut of honey consumption, an event that would undoubtedly result in a rather unsightly mess." |
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Rabbit is exasperated: "I warned you, Pooh, too much honey paralyzes the anal sphincter!" |
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rabbit was a stern taskmaster : even though he only took a very short hunny break, pooh was threatened with a whipping for only stacking some of the poo. |
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