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 * Message extracted Mon 22 Jul 1996  7:49a
       Message to : All
             From : Courtisan
          Subject : meet review
        Date/Time : Mon 22 Jul 1996  12:04a

----------------- b e g i n  e x t r a c t e d  m e s s a g e ----------------

I'm writing this because I haven't written one in a long while, and I'm one of
the few people who was there from near the beginning to near the end.

<Skips all the *really interesting stuff about getting to rowan's>

Walk down Rowan's street, and spot house with open door, with demonic looking
christmas tree lites along the edges. An intricate and sophisticated watering
system is set up to ward off evil chatboarders.

Wow look, it's Quincy and Mike White and Rowan and who I can only guess is the
eExtremist. 

Harry Sheep utters, with finger pointed at me "What the hell is that?"

ugh.. i guess i kinda blend in or something, because she doesn't remember me.

Listen to rowan play piano, then Merlyn arrives to show us amazing
BicPenlidtricks.

I think this is when Rowan shows me his massive and proud collection of
cones.Then we go upstairs. Rowan jumps up and down, and floor looks like it's
about to crumble under my weight, so we go back downstairs. Then downstairs to
basement for an inquistion of Francois. 

then nit arrives and someone makes reference to elvis hair that goes way over
my head. Mike White decides that Akasha can come if she's cute, but not if she
brings friends unless they are cute too.

Sometime around now akasha shows up, i guess.. foggy memory. Then comes Brooke
and this guy that was pretty cool, except we wasn't glad to meet me. He had his
name written on his shirt, but I can't remember what it was.
Much hiding of things and such.

I get savagely beaten with foam weapons.

Then that josh guy gets there, and shows us neat tv and camcorder /w
transmitter. They need a battery so head off to find one. Everyone else listens
to music or.. something.. 

oh, the "they" above is Chris and josh.

so later we go down to the basement to find that "they" didn't go to get a
battery and instead were looking at hardware. 

I then saw, for the first time, someone do an ansi right before my eyes.
Extremist was fooling around and did a "VD" thing. It was cool. I'll never look
at an ansi the same again.

then upstairs again, and I'm yet again bonked to within inches of my life. 
Meanwhile, "they" go looking for something.

things die down for a while, until they return, and chris puts me in a double
leg, 3quarter-Nelson, headLock.  it was neat.

then he knocked my feet out from underneath me with a huge foam bat. that was
really neat.

Then I got strapped up as Johnny Cybergeek and we headed off to Benny's Bagels.

I zoom in to mean looking guys who give me mean looks, on top of benny's
bagels. Then we order, and Josh gets in a little spat with the Hard Working
employees who don't like his attitude. I've never seen an argument where one
person says nothing..

I finish off my jolt, and we head back to rowan's house. Me and Merlyn have
delightful conversations with static on the walky-talkies for close to 20
minutes. We go around these things too.

Dice arrives when we get back.

I rock at commander keen and realise I have to be on a bus in 2 minutes so Dice
comes with me. He loses my quarter, and we talk about cities that are holes
like pitt meadows and langley, and such, until my bus comes.

-=3lite Quotes=-

Shut up!  -merlyn
I love you! <KTHUNK!> OW! - me and akasha 
If the english language is good enough for jesus, it should be good enough for
everyone - some hick in saskachewan or something.

People who were almost there:
Woody
Travis
This guy from mist that was really big and mean looking and had a tattoo of an
ansi.

wow, i bet they feel lame.


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