From: "Gonzo vs. the Jabberwocky" Save Address Block Sender Reply-To: tabnet@bonk.dynip.com To: tabnet@bonk.dynip.com Subject: [tabnet] Eat Me George Bush Meet Date: Tue, 6 Jul 1999 01:06:15 -0700 Reply Reply All Forward Delete Previous Next Close So here's an idea I've had for a long time: Each and every tabnetter will go down to the local dollar emporium and obtain for themself some ten-for-a-buck tea lights. Tea lights being those little urinal-cake-shaped candles. They will either spend some appropriate sum of money, or abscond with them, or barter goods of similar value. It doesn't matter, this is not the important part. So now every tabnetter, in the posession of between ten and one million tea lights, will head down to Tower Beach on a commonly agreed upon evening (this is an important bit) that is warm and dry and clear (this is also an important bit) and will place said tealights upon rocks, driftwood fingers, large chunky bits of garbage, and towers, whereupon they will be lit. Hopefully the commonly agreed upon warm summer's night will be lacking strong breeze. Now, once all of the candles have been lit, much sitting, dancing, and goofing around shall commence, proceeding until boredom, nature, or The Man encroaches. (Trying to light the beach and/or ocean on fire is not a sanctioned activity at this event.) Is there any interest in such a plan? Violent objections? Violent interest? -- "Love the dolphins," she advised him. "Write by W.A.S.T.E." //------------------------------------------------------------------------ // tABnET mailing list!  -..>  tabnet@bonk.dynip.com // to unsubscribe go to: http://bonk.dynip.com/mailman/listinfo/tabnet //   (unsubscribe requests sent to the list will be cheerfully ignored)...! // tab interNet -.> http://bonk.dynip.com