The Adopt a Bastard Meet ver 2.0 December 4th, Sat, 1993, New York Theatre. Mystery Machine and Rose Chronicles Concert. Ok. So, we had another meet. It looks like i am the only one who is going to write up a review for it, so here it goes. First of all, The People Who Came: Beatle ù Me. Bluck ù bLUCK! Blucks gf Jeffers. Some chick from Edmonton. This large person called Margret. Wild Thang ù That guy, you know, yah him. Magik Elvis ù phone number 524-5104 Highlander ù That really smart guy. Sundown ù Who? Nuiwanda (pronounced New Wanda) ù God Himself. fUP ù Well.. its fup. Evil Iggy ù He doesn't even read tab. Sir Psych0 ù That really really big guy. Ok Heres what happened from my point of view. Its Saturday Dec 4th. I go to work. I get home at 6.30pm. Sitting on my couch is Wild Thang, Bluck and his persons that came with him. We get on the skytrain, electronic computerized transport vehicles. We have to go to Broadway station to meet everyone else. On the train, we make jokes about alpine, and confuse the non-modemmers by talking to each other with our handles. That is always lots of fun. I take out some sticky beef jerky and offer it to everyone. Wild Thang is the only one brave enough to eat it. So there we are sitting in the front of the skytrain waiting for it to get to broadway. We get to broadway. We get off the skytrain, because that is where we were supposed to get off. Anyways, already there is Magik Elvis, Highlander Sundown, Evil Iggy, and Fup. Nuiwanda hasn't shown up yet. We fool around for awhile, I keep asking if god is here really loud. I get a few stranges looks, but then again I always get strange looks. We all make fun of Iggy's new shave cut. We make fun of the homies as usual. They are so fun to laugh at. Anyways we decide to get to the New York Theatre before 8 oclock, Nuiwanda or not. So off we go. We walk do commercial drive, wow long walk. Magik Elvis keeps complaining, "Why didn't we take the bus?!" Lazy bum. Anyways, we all trek down the road and finally get to the New York Theatre. We buy our tickets, we go in. Pretty far out man. The theatre is pretty neato, kinda old, and small. No seats, and the balcony was closed o well. Anyways, we go in and fool around for awhile, then Nuiwanda shows up! Oh my Nui, he has grown taller then me since the last InsaneAcon... Damn he must really be God. Everyone wants me to be keeper of the valuables. Lets see, what did I have in my backpack. The Contents of Beatle Bag 'o Stuff. 1 Wallet of Nuiwanda 1 Doobie hat of Nuiwanda 1 Too0k of Nuiwanda 1 Wallet of Highlander 1 set of keys of Highlander 1 Sweater of Highlander 1 Wallet of Evil Iggy 1 Hat of Evil Iggy 1 walkman of Evil Iggy 1 Contact lens case of Evil Iggy ( i still have it oops ) 1 Jacket of Sundown Wow, I could have left and sold all that stuff for muchas moolah. Anyways, the first band starts. The Rose Chronicles. They were awsome. The sounds the guitarist was getting out of his guitar were far out. Reminded me of Daniel Lanois. The Singer (a girl) was awsome too. And Wild Thang said that he wanted her bad. Hormones. Wow. They play some cool stuff. I liked it. There is a little mosh happening on one of there heavier songs. Anyways, they finish. clap clap whistle whistle. Then there is a short Intermission. We fool around some more, and Nui tells us that Dennis Tiesson is in the crowd and we should all get him. "No he isn't." Wild Thang "Yes, he is the guy with the red sweater!" Nui "That's not him!" The rest of us. "But it's fun To pretend!" Nui. Tabmeet 2 trophy... D.T's Head.. har har. Anyways, the second band is about to start, time for earplugs. The Second band, Mystery Machine, starts. They are loud, annoying and out of tune. The rhythm guitarist is constantly trying to tune his but the other members of the band don't seem to want him to, because they won't shut up. Anyways, they throw a fucked up used guitar out, and some guy gets it. Then they throw the case, and fUp gets it, with a little help from Sir Psych0, which is always helpful. BIG. "Now i can put my guitar in it." fUP. Bluck and company leave, i guess the psuedo-music was to much for them. Anyways, Mystery Machine gets progressively worse and worse, and louder and louder. I did not like it. But since I had everyones lives in my bag, I couldn't just leave. Anyways, the mosh pit gets really wild at this point. I did not venture in, but here is what I saw. Crowd Surfing By: Wild Thang Magik Elvis Evil Iggy Nuiwanda Stage diving/jumping: Wild Thang (2 TIMES!) Magik Elvis (Thud) Nuiwanda And the only person in the whole place to jump off of the 8 foot high speaker stacks! : Nuiwanda Well it ends, and we go outside. Magik Elvis has blood on his shirt. Whoooa. I give everyone back there stuff. Outside we meet this guy that was at the Paisley Suitcase/Poor Old Lu gig, he says we'll get a discount if we bring lots and lots of people to the next one. January 22nd. Anyways we get on a bus. And go to broadway. Nuiwanda, Evil Iggy and Magik Elvis elect to go crash Chemical Agents house. fUP and Sir Psych0 have to go all the way back out to Richmond. Sundown, Highlander, Wild Thang and I go bak to new west, and go to my house. Highlander wants os2. Anyways, I get those three guys home, then i go to bed. I had to work at 9 in the morning. Anyways, there it is. If i left anything out, tough shit. I am the only person writing on this time so fuck you. HA HA! Just kidding, but I am the only person writing a review that I know of. Anyways, i hope you all consider coming to the next meet. It should be a blast, BlenderHead, at McPhearson Center January 22nd. Bring Friends. And I hope you all find a board with TabNet on it and check it out. Beatle InterZone TabNet Host. This is an Adopted Bastard Production. (c) 1993. Earth. M32.