RULES: 

1. You can't pay for anything. That wouldn't be any fun.
2. Come back in two hours.
3. Kick someone's ass.
4. Oops, forget number 3.
5. Who wrote number 4! Kick their ass!

El-List-o:

1.  Signature of a man who thinks he's jesus
2.  A BC-TEL traffic cone
3.  10 or more feet of rope that isn't yellow
4.  Something blue and smaller than a breadbox
5.  A sculpture made of no less than fifteen plastic poppies
6.  Something that sez tab
7.  A personality test
8.  An invite to a rave
9.  A penny older than larry cocomile
10. A flyer from the Communist Party of Canada
11. A red transfer
12. Page 759/760 of the yellow pages
13. A bead of power
14. A torus
15. Part of a computer

Plus one bonus point for every person you convince to 
come back with you to robson square who wasn't 
originally at the meet. Two points if you've never met 
them before. =)