Date: 10:43 pm Thu Nov 20, 1997 Number : 228 of 268 From: Pedantik Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : All Refer #: None Subj: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Sent Origin : 20 Nov 97 22:31:40 ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL A Date: 2:24 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 240 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Pedantik Refer #: 228 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE P> P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE P> P> P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL Even me? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 240 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:24 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 241 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 240 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL C> C> Even me? ESPECIALLY YOU! --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 241 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:24 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 242 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 241 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL C> C> Even me? C> C> ESPECIALLY YOU! And my dog? What of him? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 242 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:25 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 243 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 242 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL C> C> Even me? C> C> ESPECIALLY YOU! C> C> And my dog? What of him? WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG! WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN! WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR! --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 243 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:25 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 244 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 243 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL C> C> Even me? C> C> ESPECIALLY YOU! C> C> And my dog? What of him? C> C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG! C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN! C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR! What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 244 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:26 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 245 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 244 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> ESPECIALLY YOU! C> C> And my dog? What of him? C> C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG! C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN! C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR! C> C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that? WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL! WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME OF THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP! --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 245 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:27 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 246 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 245 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG! C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN! C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR! C> C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that? C> C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL! C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP! What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 246 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:29 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 247 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 246 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> What of the rain in april? Surely you would not crush that? C> C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL! C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP! C> C> What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease C> existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong. WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHICH THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 247 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:29 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 248 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 247 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> What, then, of knowledge? Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease C> existing. Or love, for that matter. Or birdsong. C> C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST. But what of the others, then? Love, and birdsong? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 248 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:30 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 249 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 248 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE. ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED. NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST. C> C> But what of the others, then? C> Love, and birdsong? THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 249 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:30 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 250 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 249 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> But what of the others, then? C> Love, and birdsong? C> C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG. Will you crush yourselves then, as well? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 250 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:31 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 251 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 250 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG. C> C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well? WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE IN OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND APPARATUS. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 251 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:32 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 252 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 251 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well? C> C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND C> APPARATUS. Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 252 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:34 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 253 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 252 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT! THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND C> APPARATUS. C> C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed? IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 253 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:34 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 254 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 253 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed? C> C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS. I suppose that there are no more bicycles then? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 254 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:35 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 255 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 254 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO. EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS. C> C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then? NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETERS TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 255 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:35 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 256 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 255 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then? C> C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED. And puppies? Puppy dogs? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 256 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:35 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 257 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 256 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED. C> C> And puppies? Puppy dogs? CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 257 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:36 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 258 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 257 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> And puppies? Puppy dogs? C> C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT. Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 258 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:36 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 259 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 258 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT. C> C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese? PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT. WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE. DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 259 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:36 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 260 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 259 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese? C> C> PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT. WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE. C> C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING? No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 260 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:37 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 261 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 260 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING? C> C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast. PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCTS, AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE IN ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 261 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:37 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 262 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 261 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast. C> C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS. Can I bring some friends? --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 262 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:38 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 263 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 262 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY. LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO ENJOY CHEESE C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS. C> C> Can I bring some friends? BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE BEFORE! --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 263 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:38 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 264 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 263 Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> Can I bring some friends? C> C> BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE C> BEFORE! It's a meet then. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 264 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:39 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 265 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 264 Subj: All Replies: None Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> It's a meet then. CHEESE-MEET 1.0 When? November 21st,2:38 am. Where? My basement. What? Cheese eating, or so I'm told. Whuzza? Bring cheese, if you're planning on eating it. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 265 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:40 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 266 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : All Refer #: None Subj: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local WHo showed up: Cthulu really powerful alien intelligences cheese cheese intelligences too, even more powerful. We ate the cheese. Then the cheese ate us. All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable. I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more accessable by transit. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 266 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:40 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 267 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 266 Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: 1 Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable. C> I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more C> accessable by transit. WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S! --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) [--tab- alt.cabbage.die.die] 267 of 268 Reading : Date: 2:40 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 268 of 268 From: Cthulu Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: 267 Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: None Stat: Unsent Origin : Local C> WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S! (here we go again!) --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe? --DoDEL- (31:53/0) Date: 8:01 am Fri Nov 21, 1997 Number : 202 of 203 From: Zamfir Worshipper Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Pedantik Refer #: None Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 02:36:30 P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE P> P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE P> P> P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL Why does this remind me of those combat-oriented movies where our valiant hero has been going up against fighter after fighter to prove his worth.. then finally this old man with a long moustache says "bring out Kang!" and there are gongs and these giant iron doors the size of kilimanjaro open and out walks this enormous, muscled freak wearing a big black mask covering everything but his eyes, nose and big fat lips and the hero just sort of looks up and up and up and then the old man cackles gleefully and says "Kang! Crush!" Date: 4:18 am Sat Nov 22, 1997 Number : 201 of 209 From: Zamfir Worshipper Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: None Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 22 Nov 97 02:15:33 P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL C> C> Even me? C> C> ESPECIALLY YOU! C> C> And my dog? What of him? Crush him, Peter... Date: 4:18 am Sat Nov 22, 1997 Number : 202 of 209 From: Zamfir Worshipper Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: None Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 22 Nov 97 02:16:56 C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT. C> C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese? C> C> PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT. WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE. C> C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING? Oh baby do you need an asskicking. Now just give me a few years to stop laughing. Date: 8:34 am Sat Nov 22, 1997 Number : 208 of 209 From: Otnooishphoo Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: None Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 12:39:24 þ quoting: Cthulu þ to: Cthulu C> WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S! C> C> (here we go again!) oh my god From: Otnooishphoo Base : --tab- alt.cabbage.die.die To : Cthulu Refer #: None Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 21 Nov 97 12:39:48 i captured all of that. i think i'll do another spoon.