From merlyn@tralfamadore.ml.org Sat Nov 15 05:01:43 1997 Date: Sat, 15 Nov 1997 03:26:11 -0800 From: "Gonzo vs. the Jabberwocky" Reply-To: cgoard@unixg.ubc.ca To: valentine@berlin.infomatch.com Subject: crap Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Phoncible T. Sternum, and I will be your M.C. this evening for the duration of this brief introduction. It has been brought to the attention of the management that this issue of Tabnotes has made efforts at intelligibility and has managed to obtain hitherto unknown levels of unoffensiveness; obviously this state of affairs will not do. We would like to get off on the right foot-- lick me, pigfucker --and hope to remain on that same foot, ever hopping hopping hopping. Such pogoing may very well bring, if you're lucky, dear readers (you coprophagic pigfuckers, you) full colour ansi diagrams, from the best character-cell anatomical diagramists Tab has to offer, of felching. If you behave. In the meantime (pigfucker), please feel free to browse through the alternately luminous and banal hard-drive scrapings making up this disk. For the rest of the tour, dear scaberous and leperous polyps, the man of many stained hats, he of the cavernous ass, Cthulu, will charm you with his dagger wit and seduce you with his suave yet sultry manners. Enjoy your meal. Gracefully yours (you pigfucker), --Arbitrarycowardsmasque. (Also, a gimick our marketing people suggested: free porn involving Wild Thang. No joke! Just hold the disk up to the light, just so.)