O my lidle red baloooon!
 
 
 

howw ey luv yu
 
 
 

yu bownsed a lon' atta enuv a briyt blu strin' uv wul, dat fres sprin' daee.
 
 

yu allmos' floded 'wai atta park budey grabed yu jes' atta las' momend.
 
 
 

yu tuged ad myee sleepee fungirs ina bag seed udda kar az wee drofe hoom frumma hospul.
 
 
 

howw ey luv yu

yu wus a pes'nt frum Dady.
 
 

he smild, an' gavu tu mee, an' sed, "Let's not tell anybody about what happened the other night, okay?"
 

a pece offrin'.
 
 
 

What a pathetic attempt to disguise his own parasitic guilt.
 

How I hate you.
 

You mocking rubber sac.
 
 

You burning underworld fire red demon toy, from what hellish origin do you hail?

I hate you I hate you I hate you
 

So I'll kill you.
 

I'LL STOMP ON YOU

I'LL BITE YOU

I'LL SCRATCH YOU

I'LL PUNCH YOU

I'LL KICK YOU

I'LL SNAP YOUR SPINE

I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY

I'LL EAT YOUR HEART

I'LL TAKE YOUR BRAIN AND RIP IT OUT OF YOUR BLEEDING SKULL AND

I'LL THROW IT OVER THE EDGE OF THE WORLD UNTIL IT HITS THE

NEVERENDING VACCUUM OF SPACE AND EXPLODES, HURLING IT'S VARIOUS

PARTICLES INTO A MILLION DIMENSIONS OF TIME AND SPACE
 
 

An' den eyl laf.
 
 
 

An' laf an' laf an' laf, cus yu thot yu wer gud enuf tu maik liyf worf ital. yu stupid lidle red balooon.
 
 
 

howw ey hait yu
 
 
 

Author: Coyote