Communism is dead.
Tell 3 billion Chinese that.
Ever wonder why democracy isn't an ism?
Because that would make it capitalism.
Capitalism: Means if you work hard enough, you can have
Okay, now for the REAL definition.
Capitalism: If you aren't smart enough
or your daddy couldn't put you through university
or you never got your lucky break
or you had to take that dead-end job at McDonald's
instead of the potentially successful position at, say, a
graphics layout and design company, because you felt this intense
urge to not die of starvation
Means that you're going to end up drooling on yourself and
babbling about those black-faced men who want your teeth, dying
in a discarded cardboard box from a liquor store, an urban
All because the school system taught you to know but never taught
you to think.
Means, ultimately, that the rich get richer and the poor get
International Business Machines
Smith & Wesson
Uncle Zeke's Really Great Maple Syrup
See that? That's a trademark. Means it's my idea and you can't
take it. Means I get to make money off of it and you get to
starve. All because I was in line before you. Doesn't matter
that you thought of it first, and then told your sister, who told
her cousin, who told his wife, who told everyone at the All-Nite
Juice Bar for People With Navel Disabilities, and then one of
those poor souls ended up telling his grandmother, who on her
deathbed imparted the secret to yours truly, and made me promise
never to tell anyone ever, stick a needle in my eye. Well, I got
it copyrighted first and then I couldn't find a needle and was
too lazy to lift my finger and put that in my eye instead, and
who cares anyways, cuz now I could buy meself a new eye with this
five-figure check they just gave me for stealing your idea...