Mr. Ed is Satan!

Yes, it's true.  After months of research, our crack team of satanologists have discovered the infernal being behind the dramatic climb in teenage\middle age satanic activity, as well as the noticably drastic decrease in church-goers between the ages of 14 and 40.  Thanks to the wonders of audio technology and a patented device we like to call the "Mr.-Ed-Is- The-Devil-O-Meter", the truth is now at hand.

The following file bears the proof:


The method of discovery is simple.  Listen carefully to the first half, which is a direct extract from the theme song of the television show "Mr. Ed".  Then pay careful attention to the second, and prepare to be shocked.

The first half sings: "Go to the source..."

and the second half clearly states: "THE SOURCE IS THE DEVIL!"

There you have it, folks.  There can be no doubt about it: Mr. Ed is Satan, or is otherwise under his employment.  Perhaps part of his PR department, we have yet to determine.  Any help you may be able to provide would be much appreciated.

Thank you.