The NEW Alphabet Song

In memory of 1995

By Coyote * indicates added by Fool

A is for Art, which is no more thanks to TV..*
B is for Beatles reunion, three out of four ain't bad
C is for Concrete, which just got religion *
D is for Dystopia, which Thomas Hobbes was right on about...*
E is for Ebola, which sold lots of books, movies etc.. *
F is for Foto, and all those miserable bastardizations of English *
G is for God, who Neitzche says is dead.. well so is Neitzche, who is he to talk? *
H is for Hobbes, he and Calvin are no more
I is for the Internet, which suddenly got cool
J is for Joker, who was not in Batman Forever *
K is for Kansas City Bombings, thanks to Tim McVey
L is for Lucien Bouchard who tried to take Quebec away
M is for Mulder, trying to catch those pesky aliens
N is for Nicotene, which is becoming hip again *
O is for O.J. who possessed our T.V.'s
P is for Preston Manning, who is Satan. *
Q is for Quits, which Di and Charlie called it
R is for Reservists, who turn out to be White Supremecists when off duty.*
S is for Solvatin, the new drug the VSB recommends for fiesty kids *
T is for Tarantino, Hollywood's newest genius
U is for the U.N.,
V is for Vortigern, the Lady of the Lake and all..*
W is for White Supremecists who are Reservists when they aren't burning crosses. *
X is for All those dead people in Hiroshima that the US still feels proud about burning...*
Y is for Yttrium, which nobody but superconductor physicists care about.. *
Z is for Zero-G, Tom Hanks lost in space