Title : Pinion #2
Author : Cthulu

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                    Issue #2 -  Are Men Better?

                        Writer : Cthulu



      Are men better? The question which has plagued our greatest thinkers 

since the dawn of "man"kind will now be resolved in this controversial essay 

by the author of the exciting "Why Not to Drink" and "The Advantages and 

Disadvantages of Being a Rutabaga", Prof. Cthulu.



      Men are certainly better than some things, such as cough drops or pig

droppings. However, in this essay, I shall be comparing them to their most

frequent rivals, the females of the human race, women. Now, at first, one may

think that there can be no fair comparaison, that men are simply and

blatantly better. However, after some careful thinking and pondering, the 

cons of being a man stack up and outweigh by far the pros.



      For instance: males cannot bear children. While this could be viewed as

advantageous in the mobility department, the jealousy this creates in the male

psyche raises levels of stress, aggravation and agression significantly. In

fact, many of the problems stemming from the masculine gender are based on

excessive levels of agression, caused by frustration at our own ineptitude and

incompitance, combined by other factors, such as the inability to bear 

children.



      But what, you might ask, of men's superior logic? Their larger and more

muscular frames? Doesn't their higher alcohol tolerance count for anything?

Surely you jest by ranking the magnificent male sexual organs on a lower level

than the barely-functional female ones? And what about those cool beards they

can grow, huh?

      

      Unfortunately, men's logic is often clouded by petty grudges,

childishness, and at best simply makes us less imaginative. Being big and 

strong only perpetuates our childlike agressions, while our alcohol tolerance 

counts for naught if we ignore and exceed it. And what, you say, of the penis? 

Yea, even this final refuge of manhood shrinks under scrutiny as we grasp and 

peer for a glimpse of the truth. Despite the myth and romance shadily 

surrounding the legendary organ, it can quite simply be concluded that it just 

plain gets in the way. Ask any male who rides horses, jumps hurdles, or simply 

delivers speeches in front of crowds, and they will ashamedly attest to that 

fact. And, while beards may look nice, in reality they provide an ideal 

habitat for various species of parasites, who take every opportunity to move 

in and create an infestation.



      In conclusion, once one gets past the confusion and conspiracy, and the

facts are laid out on the table in the light of day, the pro-man arguements

deflate and lose their potency. The answer must now seem obvious to my now

enlightened readers...what your jobs must be are to spread the gospel and

convert your friends. Only then will the truth be known to all, and the males

thrown from power, and rightfully so. 





Professor Cthulu, Ph.D.,

Miskatonic University



in co-operation with

Partnership for a Male-Free America



Note: the ideas and views shown here are not nessessarily shared with the 

staff of this publication, or even the author himself! And especially not 

shared with the general modeming community, that's for damned sure...

        

        

          Pinion can be reached at (604)325-8116 by modem.

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