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    ÞÛÝ Û  Ûß ÞÝÞÛÝÞÞÝÛÞÛÝ Û        We uphold high standards.
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     ÞÛÝ ÜßÞÛÝ ÞÝ ÛÛÜßÞßÛÝÞÝ         at ansi.  (2) Must always be "left in
     ÞÛÝ Û  ÛÛ  ßÜ ß Ü  ÞÛÞÝ         the dark".
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   ÜÛß Homie Words of the Day, by Tzeentch (and The Associate)
Ä ßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ  Ä ÄÄ   Ä
       Homie (ho'mee), (n)(v)(a)(pn)(part) - 1. where one jives.  2. ones
                       who bears large trousers; by definition living on the
                       edge in constant anxiety of belt failure.  3. one who
                       is proud to own several water pistols that look really
                       really real.  sidenote : homies gain status in their
                       posse if they successfully pull of heists with fake
                       sidearms.  eg. 1.  "Look mommy, a homie."  2. "Yo
                       bitch, where's da gangsta bitch wit my homie"
                       {homes, home boyee, home boyz, bitch'z}
       Fresh                   NKOTB.
       Bee Bop/Hip Hop         NKOTB, bad* gangsta rap.
       Pig                     Law Enforcement Official
       Yo Bitch                Common greeting.  Used to greet female homies.
       Stoopid                 Good, neat.  VVsyn.** nifty.
       Chill                   pol. Shut up motherfucker.
       Jivin'                  Doing nothing.  syn. trippin'
       ..Motherfucker          suf. indicates respect.
       ..Mother                suf. less polite version.  to be used with
                               family members.
       Posse                   Status in homiety.***
       Bad                     uncertainty; means "good" but at the same time
                               indicates that something is amiss.
       Bitch                   Term of kinship toward female sex.
       Hood                    The homie' dream.  A slum full of trippin'
                               people, and jivin' home boyz.  Bee Bop/Hip Hop
                               people are prohibited from entering this zone.
       Gangsta                 Role Model
       Trippin'                VVsyn. Gr00vy, K-rad.
       Home Boyz               syn. Posse
       Fila                    Worldly idol.  Owners of Fila articles have
                               special extended footwear priveledges and
                               are allowed to be fully scathed upon entry
                               into the hood.
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            Our H0mies, who art in hell...hallowed be thy rap.
            Thy Big pants come, thy pants undone,
            At home as it was at school.
            Give us a car, one without a boombox,
            as we forgive h0mies that steal out hood ornaments,
            and lead us away from bull jacts,
            amen!
                                                 - Anonymous
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 *   Bad - contemporary definition
 **  VVSyn. - Value Village Synonym
 *** Homiety - Homie+Society
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