TTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAA BBBBBBBBB TTT A A B B TTT A A B B - THE MEET! - TTT AAAAAAAAA BBBBBBB - NET v2.2 TTT A A B B TTT A A B B @#@#@#@#@##@#@#@#@##@#@#@#@@#@ TTT A A BBBBBBBBB ## Your a bastard! @@ @# I'm a bastard! @# #@ We're -ALL- bastards! #@ -=* The Adopted Bastards *=- @#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@# -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hype's phucked-up view of the actionZzz: WHo SHoWed uP!? Hype Beatle Bluck Crimson Seed MagiK Elvis Wild Thang Slimy (Is that all I can remember?! AHGr) Val (poke) (owwWW!) Some guy with long hair that didn't say much. MORE non modemmers. Wha Happen?! 4:45pm ------ Get off the phone with Beatle. Begin cross-city mission to Metrotown... 5:50pm ------ Arrive at Metrotown Station off gr00vvyy skytrain. Drool at neon Metrtown Centre sign, wander that way, wander through Zellers, laugh at welfareites that shop there. Buy liccorice out of huge bin, eat, head back to Eaton Centre. Hype spots a bunch of long haired freaks entering same door, recognizes Beatle's description of long hair, beady eyes, glasses. Closely tail them listening for clues. Gawd they are tall and freaky. Overhears "Alpine" "The Judge". It must be them. Hype then yells, "Drongo is a fucking child molester!!" Does not notice. Repeat action #1 over and over, he must like it. Hype then looses them. sigh. 6:20pm ------ Hype intercepts them at McD's front door. Small talk..blahblahblah oh Hype! anyway, blahblahblah. PORK NOODLE! blah blah. Purchase food from McDonald's, I feel left out, and start playing with the straws and shooting spitballs while repeating Pork Noodle multiple times. It has a nice ring. Eat food, laugh at Wild Thang working behind glass. Haw haw. Me 'n Bluck (I think it was him) adorn nice baby aprons, pretend to be retards, slobber and pound on glass. Someone pounds on the window, manager comes out, screams, screams, kicks the non-buyers out. We all eventually leave, since we didn't want to buy anything. Hype steals various sign from throughout the mall. We then walk over to the SkyTrain, and take the elevator up... ... and then act sophisticated for the people at the top. 7:45pm ------ We get off at Granville, some guy tries to sell us rocks with holes in them for *ONLY* seven bucks! He even made them himself! WHoaaa! Deal! We laugh at him, and after awhile even Hype gets bored of it. We walk on. After walking to Paradise theatre on Granville, we buy our movie tickets, and wander up and down Granville street. b0nking each other with our 3lit3 paper Georiga Straights (tm) bat. b0nkb0nkb0nkb0nk. Pass several XXX stores, Hype just drools. We end up walking down some alley... a guy asks us if we're a gang. YES!! Unknown white guy then makes comments and threatens to kill us. Oh ok I love you too. We enter the quik-E-Mart, about 20 of us. Worker gets scared, watched us while keeping one hand on his gun. Wild Thang dares me to buy a 'Swank'. I don't. Oh well. Various grub is bought, Chee-Z's, pop, blah. Stop at a pay phone. Small party sneaks to back parking lot to smoke up. While they sneak away from us unnoticed, Beatle plays with the payphone. Pork Noodle is phunphun to call, yes. Some drunk guy comes by, we laugh at him. He says, "Hey its Friday night! " Hype imitates him, and falls onto street. D-uh. "Does his mother know he's out?" asks man. We head into Subway. Someone pees all over their bathroom. Grub is bought, we shoot straws at each other, big phun. Hype pokes Val over and over with straw, pissing her off for phun. Beatle presses his nose up against the glass from outside, hah hah, someone slaps him in the back of the head. No, no nosebleed. Oh well. We eventually get bored and head into the movie. We watch the end of, "A Perfect World" and watch all of "Dazed & Confused." Hype, being the village idiot, dropped his ticket along the way, luckily the lady lets him in. DaZed & ConfuSeD ruled. har har. Dazed & Confused was kkk-rad. Hype is now feeling very amused. Whoaa lady in front of Hype with funky hat reeks highly of unknown substances. 11:30pm ------- Whoaa where'd the time go. Hype then realizes he hasn't told his parents where he's gone, and has missed dinner, etc. Uh oh. No quarters in hand, Hype runs onto skytrain... then makes the LAST seabus with 32 seconds to go on that little clock. Catches bus home, and stops and shopping mall outside of home where he sees some old friends. Hype forgets all about going home and sits and talks for unknown period of time. blahblahblah. Oh shit! Hype makes the break for home. 2:30am ------ (oh shit) FaMouS PhUCKeD-uP QUoTeS " No Mike, you're fucked up, that's not a leg, legs dont have nipples! " (Staring at picture of some guys chest) - Whoever commented on Mike's anatomy knowlage. " Does his mother know he's out here?! " - Semi drunk guy pointing at Hype. " Does his mother know he's out here?! " - Everyone else pointing at Hype. " Let's pick up Hype and carry/throw him around! " - Everyone. (sniff) " Common you white pieces of shit! I'll take you on! " - WHITE guy in alley who thought we were a gang. " Hype, I dare you to buy a Skank magazine! " - Wild Thang at the Quik-E-Mart " PORRRKKKK NOOODDLLLLEEE!!!! " - Beatle & Wild Thang screaming into the phone. As Hype types away on his keyboard, he hopes his parents won't bust his ass from going to TabNet on the 22nd. The Big One. Anyway, it was phun, do it again, yes? Pork Noodle. TTTTHHHHEEEEEE END! Stop reading! It's the end. If you don't stop reading, this will format your hard drive. Go away!