Date: 12:46 am Sun Dec 3, 1995 Number : 160 of 164 From: The Judge Base : [tab].philosophy To : Hype Refer #: None Subj: Re: Creation of the World and ot Replies: None Stat: Sent Origin : 00 Sun 00 36:17:00 PRE-RELEASE INSANEACON VERSION!!!! The Bible of Nuiwanda --------- Creation -------- IN THE BEGINNING, there was darkness. Nuiwanda shed light upon the world, and saw that this was good. Nuiwanda then created man, and saw that this was good. He then created a partner for man, Womb-Man, and saw that this was good. He created the Earth, the Sun, the Seas and the Sky, and saw that this was good. He created one Man, named Adamn, and one Woman, named Evel. He set them forth on the Earth. He created fauna and animals to inhabit the Earth, and saw that this was good. It so happened that one day, Adamn and Evel wandered upon the Garden of Temptation, filled with the Weed of God. Nuiwanda saw that this was good. "Smoketh thou Weed of God" he said, so Adamn and Evel smoked thy Holy Weed. And so Adamn and Evel smoked thy Holy Weed every day henceforth, until they were on the verge of recieving true enlightenment. On that day, before the final Holy Spliff was lit, appearing from a pall of Fire and Brimstone, was the Devil. Adamn and Evel called for their God Nuiwanda, to find that he had been subdued by the great evil of the Devil. And the Devil spoketh forth, "Smoke thine crack rock I give to you and I shall grant you eternal Happiness and unlimited wealth." Adamn, always the greedier of the two humans, did as the Devil wished and smoked thy evil crack rock. And with the first puff, Adamn dropped dead, his soul having been claimed by the Devil, and doomed to spend an eternity it Hades. The Devil then turned to Evel, and asked her once again to try thy evil crack rock. Evel refused the Devil. The Devil then went into a rage, and in a final act of anger, sent her to thy evil slammer for posession of thy Holy Spliff. Nuiwanda Jr. ------------ Evel was released from thy slammer for good behaviour, and henceforth called herself Merry, ashamed of her Holy Weed conviction. She emerged from thy slammer in dangerous times. With the absence of God, the Devil's hand was at work on Earth. Sodomy, Incest, Hard Drugs, and Evil Reigned throughout the Holy Land of Deep Cove. Merry wandered throughout the Holy Land, earning a meager existence as a Whore, until one day she came upon a carpenter from a Land far away called East Vancouver. He was Bob Barley, Son of Dontsmoke. Spoketh Merry, "Wouldst thou like some sugar, baby?" Replied Bob, "Why hath thou forsaken thy Almighty Nuiwanda Woman? Selling thou Vagina for profit hath been declared a great evil by the Good Lord" "Where hath thou gained such knowledge of the Lord's wishes in his absence?" "Why, from thy Holy Tablets containing thy 11 Commandments of Nuiwanda!" Merry further inquired about thy Tablets and accompanied Bob to Mount Seemore, located in the center of the Holy Land. The journey was long and hard, as was Bob's masculine unit for Merry. They eventually reached the peak of Mount Seemore, and lit a celebratory Joint of Holy Weed. Bob led Merry into a cave, in which thy Holy Tablets resided. Merry looked at thy Holy Commandments. They contained the following words. 1. Thou shalt not sell thy Vagina for profit. 2. Thou shalt not smoke crack rock. 3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours weed. 4. Thou shalt not box over thine own home fone lines 5. Thou shalt fornicate with pregnant women. 6. Thou shalt not write shitty pornography. 7. Thou shalt not conspire with Security Agents of Satan. 8. Thou shalt not conspire with Satan's Evil UTV Reporters. 9. Thou shalt not conspire with thy evil FOB's. 10. Thou shalt not urinate and cough simultaneously. 11. Thou shalt spread Happiness and Spiritual Love throughout the land. Merry was overwhelmed by thy evidence of the Lord's wishes, and vowed never to sell thy Vagina for a profit again. Feeling the effects of thy previously smoked Holy Weed, she stated the following to Bob, "I wish to fuck you G." "Hey, I wish to fuck you too." They started a series of passionate kisses, Bob's tongue trying to go deep into her throat, her hot breath making his cock spring to life. His left hand roamed up to her large warm swelled mounds under her tight-fitting T-shirt, feeling them trying to escape from the bonds of her lacy bra. His fingers squeezed and carressed her hard, erect nipples, bending and prodding them, causing her to moan loudly. His other hand slid down her back to her firm young ass, feeling the curves through her tight jeans. Their tongues and bodies intertwined, they lay down on the floor, continuing their lusty embrace. Bob undid the button on her jean's to pull the shirt out of them, and meanwhile Merry stroked the hard bulge in the crotch of his oversized pants. He pulled the shirt off her, revealing her large, rounded lace-clad breasts, and moved his mouth down to the partially visible red ovals the size of half-dollars, and tasted her tits through the bra. He reached back and deftly undid her bra with one-hand, as she pressed his head into her hot mammaries. He licked and sucked the now-exposed flesh, trying to milk her for all she was worth. She reached down and unzipped, and then stepped out of her jeans, the creamy white skin of her wide hips accentuated by the V of her lacy panties, the outlines of her mound visible in the center of a wet spot in her crotch. Merry reached over and pulled Bob's pants off, revealing the outline of a huge, pulsing cock under his jockey shorts, with the bright red head sticking out the top of them. She then pulled the shorts down, revealing his long throbbing shaft and balls. She shifted her sweaty body so that her panty-clad pussy was pressed into his face and that her mouth was in position above his dick, and let a drop of saliva fall onto the head. She then arched her neck so that her tongue could gain access to the sensitive underside of his juicy member, and started enthusiastically licking the bottom of his tube steak, then moved back up to his head, making her mouth surround the tip of the head without actually touching it, and she breathed her hot breath out at in an increasing pace, sending Bob into ecstasy. "Suckmesuckmesuckme" he pleaded, but she would have none of that, and continued to the point where he was just about to explode, and at then brought the pace down, and brought him near climax again, over and over for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, she obliged him and took his cock deep into her mouth, and he began furiously pumping her mouth, faster and faster, until finally he released his load. Wads of hot sperm cascaded down the tunnel of love that was her throat, and she eagerly gulped the pulses of cum up. Anxious to repay her, he started furiously licking her crack through her soaking panties, first tracking the outline with his tongue, then licking up and down, tasting the cunt juice that was drenching her underwear. He then yanked the sopping panties off her hips, getting his first view of her love hole, with its tuft of brown pubic hair surrounding a delicate rosebud of a clitoris. He stuck his tongue as deep as he could into her wet, warm hole, and lovingly cupped and squeezed her firm ass, then stuck a finger into her amazingly tight pussy, worked it around and then pulled it out. He spread her asshole with one hand, and took the pussy-juice covered hand and slowly inserted it into her tight anus. One quick push was all it took to get it through her tight ring of muscles, and he stuck his finger up her shit-chute as far as it would go. He worked it in and out, pumping her for all she was worth, his mouth still engorged on her Vagina, seeking the locus, the focal point, that would take her home. He found it. She bucked and jerked like a woman possessed, moaning and screaming as if to tell all the world about her pleasure. They switched their positions and came face to face, gently kissing one another, basking in the afterglow. She ran her fingers under his shirt and through his chest hairs, and then undid the buttons and took it off him. She kissed his neck, his shoulders, his chest, and ran her tongue around his nipples, while her hands carressed the wispy pubic hair on his sack, and hefted his balls, feeling their weight. All this attention caused his cock to stir again. Their mouths closed once again in fiery french kissing, and he started to rub his half-erect penis against her damp inner thighs, through her pubic hair, and then turned her around, and probed his dick between her butt-cheeks. He fondled and manipulated her tits with one hand, and was rubbing her clitoris with the palm of his other hand. "Do me, fuck me up the ass" she whispered, and he happily complied with a quick shove of the pelvis, burying his John Thomas deep into her bowels. He slowly pulled out, almost bringing the head of his dick out, and then jammed her again. He slowly pumped in and out, building up the pace, feeling her hot, tight asshole squeezing on his cock. He continued pumping her for what seemed like ages, and finally shot his second load of jizz deep up her asshole, and feeling the hot jet of liquid manhood shoot up her cornhole sent her into orgasm as well. She used her experienced asshole to milk his cock for all it was worth, and when he finally withdrew his dick from her hole, what seemed like gallons of cum came spilling out onto the cave floor. All this fucking practically knocked them out. They both fell into a deep slumber in each others embrace, and later on that night they were awakened by Bob's cock stirring to life against her pubic hair, and fucked away until early morning. 9 months later, with Merry and Bob happily married, Nuiwanda Jr. was born. Bob had quit carpentry to become a full-time Holy Weed dealer, and this earned him and Merry enough money to buy the Inn where Nuiwanda Jr. was born, which they later turned into a Hydroponic Holy Weed Farm. Nuiwanda Jr. had an easy childhood, being taught to smoke the Holy Sacrament at an early age, he studied the scripts of Burroughs, Leary, Joyce and the DEA. He amazed other scholars by being able to name every Psychadelic Drug and their effects at the age of twelve. One day, as he was coming home from the Temple, he happened to notice a Girl's swimming class through a steamy window. In particular, he noticed a young girl, of probably 9 or 10, walking around the pool in a skimpy bikini. Although she was obviously very young, she was already beginning to blossom, with peach-sized beginnings of breasts poking out from her chest. As she turned around he noticed that even more impressive was her young ass, looking tight and virginal, caused his young member to stir. He thought that hed better look into nabbing this young cunt. He walked into the building, and snuck past several instructors, who he doubted would have cared if he was there in the first place, and went to the corner of the pool that the young beauty was in. He first felt foolish as she continued her activities, obvlious to him, but suddenly she glanced in his direction, studied him for a second, and then gave him a warm little-girl smile, making his whole body tinge with excitement, not to mention his dick. The swimming class continued for another 15 minutes, with her stealing glances at him constantly, it was obvious that she was interested in him as well. He couldnt believe his luck! He kept a low profile as the girls filed out of the pool, heading into the changeroom, a couple of the instructors gave him suspicious glances. He wondered what to do next, and went out into the lobby and sat down, watching as the young girls with freshly washed bodies came out of the changeroom and met impatient mothers. But Nuiwanda Jr's beauty didnt come out. He had no idea where the Instructors went, but he was sure they werent in the changeroom, so with a surge of adrenalin, he sneaked into the room. It had a tiled floor which was soaking with chlorine and water, with cloth lockers on either side of the room, and to the far end of it was an opening which led to shower cubicles. He walked into that room and heard a shower running. He tried the first door, then the one opposite to it. Oops! He opened the door a crack and saw a naked female body in the midst of steaming water. But this one was much too large, it was an instructor! Shit! He quickly closed the door, fairly sure that the woman hadnt seen him as she was standing sideways to him. Although his erection stiffened at the sight of the firm body of the instructor, he gave up on his adventure then and there. It had seemed foolish to start with. Just as he turned around, he came face to face with the girl! Shiiiit! And she was completely naked! She didnt seem as surprised to see him as he was to see her, with that cute smile painted across her face. "What are you doing?", she asked impishly. "Uhm.. I was looking for you." He was surpised at his honesty. "Why?" "I think youre cute" "I think youre kinda cute too" Just then they heard the shower in the instructors cubicle turn off, and they instinctively ran into an empty shower cubicle and shut the door. He turned on the shower, oblivious to the clothes he was wearing, so that the instructor wouldnt get suspicious. Nuiwanda Jr and the girl exchanged nervous glances. "Hello?", the instructor called, causing his heart to jump. The girl replied, "Yeah?" "Oh, its you Jennifer. Ok, im leaving now, youre the last one in here, make sure the door's shut when you leave, ok babe?" "Sure! Bye!". Nuiwanda Jr let out a sigh of relief. With danger passed, the young Son of God and the virginal girl concentrated on each other. "I feel kinda funny in my privates" she blurted. "Kind of warm and tingly?" he said. "Yeah.. " With that, --- izoneý * Origin: þ [iZoNEý] 6o4-52o-9519 (31:3373/0)