컴컫컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 쿪b Notes � Volume 1 Number 4 � The Reviews of TabMeet ver4.0. Well, we did it. We had another meet. And it was strange! Well, to cut to the chase, here are all the reviews! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [917/919] Base: � tabnet.alt.cabbage.die.die Date : 26 Feb 94 15:00:29 Stat: Sent From : Highlander To : All Title: argh meet argh meat argh Reply: This message has 1 reply Blah blah...um, lesse here. Sundown and me show up at metrojoke and while we're at the bank machine we notice the evil grin of a fuppian substance outside the bank machine room place thingy. fUP has art supplies and linolieum woo woo. No one at TabBench so we go to royal oak where we see crimson seed and that's it until all the other show up and then there is Purple Indica's car with the elite parking sign and who's that? someone's mom, an innocent bystander? no, it's lydia black, and she's got tabmeat! hmmm, all this martial arts stuff sort of gets to me. and Sutekh was there, and Utereo showed up (hey thanks for the ride home man) and wolfen with the k00l hat. and James Joyce is there and some other large people and Tzeeeeetchcask and freejack and someone with trail mix and mike has marshmallows which got on my jacket and manitou had these super gross looking oysters and shit. But no Harry Sheep. So I take off to the centre a couple secs before everyone else and the guy there named mike remembers me and says that i can get a buck of, but they don't have change so i have to wait. concert starts but i decide to scam money off someone and phone harry sheep to find out why she didn't show...long boring story about parental units and such, but well, fun talking nonetheless. and then chris and fUP talked to here and bluck and access denied and someothers, and then we said bye to the sheep stranded in the jar, and went back to see the tail end of linus. mosh mosh mosh, surf surf surf. linus was good. color stickers and everything. a little to preach-y tho. POL was good too, i surfed for a long time. a wee bit preach-y too. and then after we talked with this guy about religon and i didn't want to stay so we went to mcdonalds to meet up with incog and lydia noire and manitou...oh yeah, peacemaker was at the meet too. so utereo drove, we ate shitty food at mcdonalds, and then went home. okay meet i suppose. not bad...but the centre is getting a wee bit monotonous. --- * Origin: I wear pants made for people weighing 500lbs. (13:13/4) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [931/933] Base: � tabnet.alt.cabbage.die.die Date : 27 Feb 94 14:57:21 Stat: Sent From : Harry Sheep To : All Title: teeM baT sigh. the sheep is now thouroughly depressed. again, sigh. --- Renegade v1-2 Exp * Origin: TabMeet 4.0 - Poor Old Lu @ McPhereson! Feb 25! (13:13/3) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- TABmeet 4.0 [or 'The Deja-Vu' Meet] by Slimy =================================== 4:00 - Meet at TABbench in Metrotown Mall - dodge homies - talk to oriental pedophile who told us he 'likes youths' - watch Lydia Black pour ninjitsu poison in my gravy - ogle at "Elite Parking" sign scammed from BCIT - sing, dance and be merry 5:00 - leave Homietown mall and take skytrain to somewhere - frighten parents on SkyTrain who hold children tight - hold 2 young girls on train so they miss their stop - be rude and obnxoious (but we did it well) 5:15 - arrive at Alpine's house - I get to meet his parents - have neat discussion about what Neil likes to do in free time - ask Neil's mom about her belly (she's preggers) - say goodbye to family when dad puts on jacket and .22 5:45 - take SkyTrain to somewhere else's SkyTrain Station - meet more people - destroy trail mix - have corner store owner yell at us for looking at gay porn - marshmallow fights - people climbing all over outside of station - Lydia Black receiving flirtations of Sukteh 7:00 - go to gig - mosh mosh mosh - Wild Thang: concussion concussion concussion - Sukteh: flirt flirt flirt, kick kick kick, punch punch punch - Beatle: sit sit sit - Bluck: sigh sigh sigh - Kymm: play with hair play with hair play with hair - Toxic Cockroach: be a fool be a fool be a fool - Linus sucked. Lots. preached way too much too - Poor old lu started good, but then got too preachy - and was hard to hear over Cockroach yelling "Satan!" 10:30 - parking lot of gig - watch fat chick run away crying (?) - have interesting discussion with christian guys - was interesting before Toxic Cockroach and Ice Cube start being fools and babbling incoherently 11:00 - Middlegate McDonalds - eat eat eat - have homie inside glare at us - someone says "What's that fuckhead looking at" - homie comes over - asks for fight - we laugh at him - I get nervous when homie's friends talking about jumping us - Lydia Black jumps on them all and uses her ELITE ninjitsu skills and beats up all 50 homies (not really, but it sounded good) - homies leave - eat eat eat - we leave - piling into cars - Rice Pube the knob leaves trunk open - homies walk up and take baseball bat from trunk - homies: swing swing swing - we return, see Rice Pube bouncing around - wants us to get bat back - we laugh and leave 12:00 - Beatle's house - many drunk people in front of Mugs and Jugs - we leave - suffer uneventful drive to langley. 1:00 - My house - sleep sleep sleep T'was fun, although we've done it before. I'll be there for the next meet... [bOnk] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [912/913] Base: � tabnet.alt.cabbage.die.die Date : 26 Feb 94 02:24:12 Stat: Sent From : Magik Elvis To : All Title: my shitty review Okay, I go to Metrotown and meet everyone except whore and slut and toxic and access denied and people who aren't there but are there. I meet Lydia Black who just HAPPENS to be a fed (not to mention a damn cool person). I meet Mary Jane and other people I already know (actually,I already know Mary Jane too.. but whatever). We do stuff, I steal pornography and exchange it for Keiths book which I later gave back to him and ended up losing in the end. We attempt a feeble takeoff on Val and don't get away with it but me and Indica and Cockroach and Kymm and Bluck are all crammed in the car and we drive to j0yce station and dance to Dire Straits and then everyone else shows and we go to Alpines and talk to mommy all thewhile we were throwing snowballs at slut and whore. Grand fun.. then we went back on the skytrain except I was back in t he car and went to Royal Oak and collected more people like O'er who I had to convince to stay and wait for kriss and then more people like dev who forgot my acid came.. I have to go to his party tomorrow. Anyways, yeah, we talked and laughed at Access Denied for reasons unknown, he looked depressed or something.. yeah, he looked like he was about to die. I suppose that's to be expected when you're with Val.. bitterbitterbitter.. matt yee was there too, that's great, its nice to see him once and a while.. to shorten things now, we went to the concert, laugh at Linus, mosh to Poor Old Lu, after show, Slimy hid umbrella of Andrea in pants, pissed off Andrea who lost it and then he took the umbrella and opened it and waited for herand then we all gathered under it and held on to the rod and when Access Denied that party pooper decided to take it away, we bent it.. Andrea and Val were peeved so we (I) shouted insults at them all the way home.. whore slut moo.. we talked to these weird christian guys for FAR too long, I don't want to get into that you fucking littl punks.. then we went to Macdonalds, got threatned by h0mies then we got threatened by more h0mies but when we got out the baseball bats, they stole it which was hilarious and we just left and Keiffer got a ride to East Van via bus with me and left for Chem. Agents house and that's about it.. Best quote : "Moooooooooooooo....." me shouting after Andrea "If this thing can fit Andrea, it can fit us" me talking about Andrea's umbrella "This guy is the Christian Sinner.. suicide..garble garble dying garble garble" either Dronog, Purple Indica or someone else Other goodies.. not much, o.k. meet , i meet new people and get rid of evil ones and good meet.. me like but me collaspe my knee like Slimy au revior mes amies! are you a direct decendant of Micheal Stipe? --- * Origin: Ya better beware of retribution with mind war (13:13/7) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Purple Indica's Review for Tabmeet v4.0 Here goes another one, this is written in the coolest TEXT editor BOXER v6.00. Download it, check it out, you'll love it. People who I think came (from what I can remember) MaryJane Toxic Cockroach Purple Indica Beatle Wild Thang Fup Nuiwanda The Manitou Access Denied Magik Elvis Lydia Black Contra Bass O're Tzeentch Freejack Crimson Seed Slimy Incognito Sundown Val ANDREA (yes all of her) PeaceMaker Wolfen James Joyce Format Rat Evil Iggy bLUCK Suthek(sp) Hmm.. If I forgot you it's cuz I'm dumb.. Here we go.. FEBRUARY 25th 1:45 I pick up Toxic Cockroach (skipping science class), I was a little late and he was standing around in the rain for about 30mins. We head on over to Stafford Secondary to pick up Mary Jane, but she still had school until 2:35 so we sit around listening to music and playing with "will's bag o' stuff". finally her bell goes and we laugh at all the h0mies that come out of the school, we sit around for a while. Finally she noticed my K-CAR and came over and fought TC for the front seat, TC lost. 3:30 or so We arrive at tabbench and NO ONE was there so we waited while TC went to look at books, and then we went to eat, we came back and I think Adam Hickey was there with Lydia Black (the X-fed). We waited around till everyone came. Toxic Cockroach and Wild Thang head off to get Pretzels and Marshmellows. We wait and see some huge guy came along and said hey, I asked him who he was and he said "Antearies" or something like that and then I heard "from Neo" And that's all I heard from him the whole night. 5:00 We've waited long enough, no one else is comming. We head off no telling Access Denied and Val and Whore. We run past them and load up the old K-CAR and head on over to Joyce Station. We arrive and listen to several songs till the rest of the tabbers got there. 5:30 After throwing several snowballs at Val & whore and Steffen, We reach 3622 Tanner St. Alpine's House. And we send out Lydia first to check out the house and knock. hehe.. No luck at the door so I head on over the rest of the group follows, I goto the door and ring the doorbell and knock at the same time, someone runs down the stairs and answers the door, it's his whole family, he family is very pathetic, there is no way this guy is big both his parents are under 5 feet. His dad started to get his jacket on to chase us off the property I guess. Slimy pulls me away from the house. We all start heading down to joyce again, but we stop cuz someone saw someone go into his backyard. So some people go and check it out. 6:00 We, reach Joyce again and head on over to Royal Oak since we were supposed to be there by 6:00pm. We get there soon after 6:15 everyone was there. We stand around for a while, durring this time I was trying to scroung $6.00 for a troll that lights up. I take off with Kymm to see if they had my free tickets and CD yet, but no Reverend Norman wasn't there yet. So I head back, and everyone was already on their way, so I pull around and park. 7:15 Everyone is at Mcpherson Center by now.. I get my CD and tickets and head on in. 7:30 I meet the same wierd chicks I met at the last tabmeet, I meet CHEESE again. Oh for those of you who dont know Cheese he is the dude that looks like Wild Thang. 8:15 Linus comes on, they are ok, not good moshing music, and the fucking loser had to ruin the band by telling us all this bullshit about his dad, and his family etc.. Then he starts Preeching about god and shit.. Linus seemed to suck at that moment, but they aren't bad on tape. 9:00 Poor old lu comes on, NICE band.. Cool sound, good moshing music, phreeched a little and TC yelled out something about satan and acted wierd. We start moshing and stage diving etc.. Wild Thang gets dropped on his neck from about 2meters in the air.. holy shit that must have hurt.. Magik Elivs gets dropped on side of body since TC dropped him. hehe.. 10:15 - 10:30 Somewhere here the bands end, we head outside and some wierd dude wanted to talk to TC about yelling out "SATAN", we all think the guy is gonna kick his ass so we follow to make sure he didn't. He starts talking to TC. Durring this time Slimy had stolen ADREA's umbrella and is hiding it in his pants. We unfold it and all get under it.. Access denied tried to be the hero and save the umbrella from us but ends up bending it. haha.. We all laugh.. We scream at Whore and Val as they leave and go back to check on TC.. 10:45 - 11:15 or so We are in a huge (but stupid) conversation about religion. I get mad, everyone gets mad at me.. We finally finished talking and headed for McD's We get food, Someone makes a crack at a big h0mie and he gets mad at Access denied. I thought there for a minute AD was gonna get shit kicked. The h0mies leave, and so do we. We encounter 2 little h0mies which were pissed drunk. they wanted to start something so me and TC get ready, I tell TC to get the bat outa my trunk, but he was more interested in his butterfly knife he couldn't find. TC picks up the bat, the h0mies come over, TC puts down the bat for some strange reason and the h0mie grabs it and we cant seem to attack the h0mie now that he has the bat. So we decide to leave, but we cant leave only 3 people back at McD's or the h0mies with the bat will get them. So I drop some people off at SKYTRAIN and then go back to pick up the rest. Everyone is fine. Nui is talking something about Hitler wanting to get shit on during sex.. 12:XX something I take everyone home that I was supposed to and get home and sleep.. Good enough review? I hope I didn't leave anything important out. Oh yeah I did we all piled in Utereo's car.. I think 15 in a small Civic. Wow 1154 words, 6067 characters, and 145 Lines. Nice and Big review. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [928/933] Base: � tabnet.alt.cabbage.die.die Date : 26 Feb 94 20:06:03 Stat: Sent From : Sundown To : Beatle Title: Re: Tabnotes 3 and 4.0 right. went with salim to metrotown, saw fup, went to royal oak, saw crimson, waited, saw everyone else. who the fuck was that old man flicking his lighter and glaring and us at royal oak? i though LInus was a rad band. they sound like buffalo tom. I didn't like the atheist slagging and his K-ristian message. fuckers Poor Old Lu were great too. but not as great. too funky. and the anti-atheist thing AND k-ristian message sucked shit too. utero's honda can fit a lot more people than you think. andrea really is as bad as matt says she is. val looks like a surrey slut. oh, that little parking lot discussion was really cool...I thought anyway... ate at mcdonalds, felt like puking, went home in uteros honda. ... More people have seen Bigfoot than Jesus. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [236/255] Base: � tabnet.general.droolings Date : 26 Feb 94 23:37:14 Stat: Sent From : Tzeentch To : All Title: tABmeet 4.0 - My Shabby Review... __ ___ __ /\ ___ ___ ____ / \\ / __\ \ \/ / __\ \/__ \/ _ \ __ / \\/ /_/ > _\ //\ \__ __/__\/_> / __ _\ \_ _ __ __ / /\ >\ / \__ \/\\ \ \ \_/ \ \/\/\/ \/ \ _\ /// / /_ / / /__\ //\\ / \ \/ \ \ \ \\ \ \/ />/ /\\ \ _///// \ _/ \// \ \ \ \ / \/\ \> \ \ \/\ \/\\_ / / //// \ / \ /\___\ /_/__/ /____/ \___\__//\__\__/\__/_/ / / / / \/ \/ /_/o/__/ Ode to tABmeet 4.0... Sitting here, in my blue and white striped boxer shorts, I recall the events of last night...tABmeet 4.0...was a raving success with few setbacks...We started off meeting in the illustrious metrotown, at the tABbench where we had "Elite Parking" reserved for our exclusive use. Bluck got the opportunity to have his soon-to-be guitab signed by the members who showed up...In the course of events that followed, we ended up scaring chinese girls from our bench, having intimate conversation with security guards, making a narc run off and last but not least, we got to talk with a chinese man...the chinese man was a particularly interesting personality...we gave him the opportunity for a short interview and in the process filled his mind with lots of fun stories...after all, he did like "youths"...After that lovely incident we decended upon mcdonalds and partook in the usual mcdonaldish festivities...then, of course, we had to make our holy tabrimidge to alpines house...it was quite pleasant, Purple Indica had a nice chat with Mr/Mrs Aryoso...At this point, it was time, we made our way to Royal Oak station and we waited...we joined up with Nui-God, Crystal Seed and a few others...we partook in the the tabritual...pretzels and marshmallows! Once again, we were dogged by a strange man, who took a great interest in staring at us...after a few memorable moments, like Toxic Cockroach's acrotbatics display we made our way to the church were we would see linus and poor old lu...both groups were quite pleasant, though i must say that the lead singer of linus blabbed on a bit too much...and he screamed instead of sang...the moshing was quite fun...I hurt my back in the process, or moshing/crowd surfing, and am presently in quite a bit of pain, still fun tho'! By the time the concert was over and we'd succeded in getting Val/Andrea to run off we got into a debate with the lead singer of linus and some other guy with big sideburns about religion...Nuiwandisism crept in and got it's place among the great (or not so great) religions of the world...Nuiwandisism was a generally accepted concept and the lead singer of linus congratulated Nuiwanda because of it...After freezing outside and watching Will(bur) make a fool of himself we decided to head for the mcdonalds were we partook in another eating-fest...oh woe, mcdonalds sux bad...on the way out, Purple Indica lost his famed battered baseball bat to a couple of homies...tABmeet sadly came to an end... my shabby review comes to an end...a silly if not semi accurate descritption...l8a (Pipe Colours Rule!) |08|07|15 |07Tzeentch |15|07|08 --- GEcho 1.00 * Origin: Sweet Oblivion - 604-929-0554 (13:13/6) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [932/933] Base: � tabnet.alt.cabbage.die.die Date : 27 Feb 94 14:37:58 Stat: Sent From : Utereo To : All Title: Tab 4.0 Well considering it was my first TAB meet I thought it was VERI NICE... I liked the bands, except they talked to much...It seemed to me that when Poor Old Lu was on they were insulting and ragging on Canadians... HOW uncool.. At first I must admit I was hesitant to come, because I thought I would get my head kicked in.. however untrue.. A lot of people suprised me... I thought Crimson Seed was Chinese, NUI was a big guy with long hair, Sundown was a skinny person, Toxic Cocroah was a Sane Christian, and the female modemers were huge.. --- * Origin: I wear pants made for people weighing 500lbs. (13:13/4) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg #: [135/135] Base: � tabnet.general.droolings Date : Tue 01 Mar 1994 10:19p Stat: Local From : Wolfen To : All Title: 2600 I ended up getting pretty looped after I left TABmeet and I forgot who I gave the copies of 2600 aps to, think it was Matt or someone, heh. Well whoever it is make sure they get scanned and UL'ed evrywhere. Wolfens review of TABmeet Wolfen meets James Joyce They show up Everyone sez "Wolfen, JJ" WOlfen stalks of in search of the elusive beer monster Wolfen is served by a gambling junkie bartender named Bing Wolfen shows up and pays his four bux Wolfn and Sutekh have rather interesting discussion and get along amiably Crimson and Wolfen laugh at the *JEEESUS* rockers and mini mosh Wolfen gets bored and takes off to find some trouble Wolfen meets up with his woman but is to drunk for her to deal with Wolfen goes to his bud's house and parties with the boys Wolfen realizes he will bring a pile of booze and dope next time and sell it ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wild Thang's Review of TabMeet 4.0 or How to loose 30 million brain cells without really trying Event: Poor Old Lu concert at McPhereson Convention center, Friday, February 25th, 1994. Fun. Ow. The following is an account of what happened last night. Right now its 4:42pm, Saturday, Feb 26th, and I think its about time I started my review. Err.. The following is an account of what *I THINK* happened last night. I'm not really sure.. After I got dropped on my head, things were kinda fuzzy. More on that later. As usual, I have to apologize to the appropriate people for the mistakes I'm about to make in the order of things happening. I'm not perfect, and I didn't take notes. Live with it. For those who didn't realize it, I was Mike (Wild Thang, the guy with the elite blue jacket) I run Subliminal Reality ][ BBS (1 shameless plug, coming up! Subliminal Reality ][ BBS 604-524-6040. - call it or something.) These pretzels are making me thirsty. Yes I still have some left. I called Beatle from school on Friday, telling him to pick me up in the TabMobile. It was a stroke of luck that he did, since it was raining farm animals when school finally got out. Peacemaker (the guy with the spikey hair - need I say more?) and I went out looking for a large blue minivan in the parking lot, couldn't find it, so we went back to the electronics teachers room to use the phone. On the way there, you guessed it, we ran into Beatle and bLUCK. After a quicky tour of my school, during which we laughed at the pitiful XTs and Macs the wonderful Burnaby school board had splurged on 10 years previous. We still use them. Bonk. Into the TabMobile, do a little driveby of the bus station to see if I could see my beautiful long blond haired friend Sarah, who expressed an interest in going. That was last Wednesday. Haven't seen her since. Hmmmm.. We went to my house. Saw some spilled jam on the floor. Called Sarah, but she wasn't home. Hmmmm... Beatle and bLUCK and Peacemaker harassed users on my board while I ran around getting the TabStuff. Magik Elvis' book on telephone repair that I scammed Nuiwanda into giving me instead of him at the last TabMeet. Incognitos The Hacker Crackdown novel that I forgot to give to him. My Z95.3fm Tshirt. We were going to burn it, but we forgot. Oh well. We left my house around 3:45 or so, drove to Beatle's love nest, and picked up other miscellaneous items, then off to the skytrain station. Woah! The voice telling what station you are now approaching is now a MAN!! OH MY GOD!!! What is the universe coming to?! Metrotown. Homie central. Oh how I hate it. Peacemaker and I pretended we didn't know Beatle and bLUCK while they "fUP"ed to the TabBench where we saw too many tabbers to count! Everyone was there.. Quite an awesome sight to see. Immediately, I took off to buy food accompanied by Toxic Cockroach and Val and Andrea and Access Denied, who answered my call of "I'm going to buy food, who's coming with me?!" Thanx alot guys. GRrrrrrrr. Superstore. What a fun place to be. We saw the pretzels, and picked them up. Toxic Cockroach wanted to recreate the food supply of InsaneAcon III, so we bought the marshmallows also. We were ok on time, so we decided to look for The Judge, who wasn't working in the produce section. I think we got him fired with all our shouts of "D.C. smokes CRACK!!!!" Oh well. We probably did him a favor. We also saw some, you guessed it, PORK N000000DLES for the incredible price of $.23 a pack. But we didn't have any boiling water to put them in, so we said "nay." I buy food. No one chips in. But Toxic Cockroach convinced the cashier lady to give us suckers, so I forgave him. I rape the bank machine to replenish the money spent on food, and then proceed to McDonalds to make a telephone call. I leave Val and Andrea and TC and AD behind with the excuse of, "you can't come in here!" Back to the TabBench. Slimy ran at me with the Elite Parking sign, and hit me on the head with it. Thankyou. We mill around for a while, sign bLUCKs Gui-tab (Guitar thingy) and I meet Lydia Black. What a cool person. I only found out later why she was being so mean to me. Mary Jane was there (the girl, not the drug) with a cool lock thing around her neck. What would happen if she lost the key? I'd be upset if I had to wear a chain around my neck for the rest of my life. Well... Maybe not THAT upset. 5:00pm. Time to leave. Where are we going to go until 6:00? How about Alpine's house again? Ok. Several people left in cars, but a group of us needed food, so it was back to the elite fast food restaurant named McDonalds. I pity the fools that work there. BAH! GREASE!!! DIEDIE ARGARGARGARAFGBLAH. We escape the wraith of McDonalds, and Sutek convinces me to go into Grand and Toy with him while Freejack and Tzeentched (I can't even SAY it, let alone SPELL it!!!) stand near yet another Metrotown bench. Back to the skytrain station. Slimy needs money to pay Beatle back for the McChicken he bought, so he plays with the CIBC Back machine for awhile. Why do I always associate the colour maroon with the CIBC bank? Hmmmm. Slimy and Sutek took off to the Body Shop (so they said) to get change for the bus and etc. Skytrain to Joyce station. I can't remember if it was a male or female voice that time. Should've written it down! DAMN! We saw everyone at Joyce Station in a big herd-like mass. We leave for Alpines house at 3622 tanners st. On the way there we throw snowballs at Val and Andrea which was oh so fun. I got Access Denied on the back of the leg from 10 meters. Then, later, I grazed his nose with a high lob from about half a block away. Fun. We ask Lydia Black to go talk to Alpine, but something happened and we all ended up at his door. We didn't offer him a Tshirt this time, we just wanted to say Hi. Wow. A tribute to all exciting things everywhere. Oh well. Time to get going back to the Royal Oak skytrain station. This time the Skytrain was WAY more crowded. We caught the rush hour and it was awesome... 10-15 tabbers, all crammed into a skytrain with 40 other normal people. They all cheered when we got off at Royal Oak. heheheh... More tabbers! I can't believe it! Sundown and Highlander and fUP and Wolfen and Evil Iggy and Nuiwanda and James Joyce and Format Rat and Utero.. Wow! Plus probably more, that I forgot. wow. I skip across the street to buy 2 cans of Diet Coke. Lydia Black brought some oysters and some bread and some cheese. I had a piece of bread, but no cheese cuz The Manitou put it in his armpit. Ewwww. I hate oyster juice. Especially when it is smeared on my face. (puke) I break out the marshmallows and most of them end up in Peacemakers hair and on the ground and in a ball that James Joyce made. "Have you got a napkin?" Some more milling around as other tabbers drift in. 7:00pm. CONCERT TIME! This time we walked down the street that Burnaby south 2000 is on, A SHORTCUT!! WOW! We see the Christian Youth Center, under McPhereson convention center and head on in, meeting up, I think with Purple Indica and his entourage. Some people are already there. Maybe my shortcut wasn't very short. They were all saying that some people said that if they said they were with Mike [Insert my real last name here], they would get a dollar off admission. COOL! I'm famous!! Well.. Maybe not. *start FLASHBACK sequence* Here's how it happened: Way way back on November 27th, we went to a concert that Harry Sheep found out about through her school. It was AWESOME (BTW, it was Poor Old Lu and Paisley Suitcase. both ORGASMIC bands.) Then, on TabMeet v2.0 I think it was, we all went to see Mystery Machine at the new york theater.. I saw this guy and a group of his friends that I had seen at the Poor Old Lu concert. We were talking to him about the upcoming Blenderhead concert (see: TabMeet 3.0 reviews!) he said he was one of the people organizing it, and that if *I* brought a bunch of friends we'd all get discounts. Cool, I thought, and then thought nothing more of it. TabMeet 3.0 rolls around, all *43* of us pay the full price for admission to the Blenderhead concert. I see Mike (for yes, that is his name, as well as mine) and jokingly ask him why we didn't all get discounts. I didn't really expect him to do anything, and I didn't really MIND paying full price since it was an AWESOME concert. He asked me my name and I said Mike.. He asked me my last name and I gave it to him.. He went away for a couple of minutes then came back and said I was on the guest list.... COOL! Free admission for the next Poor Old Lu concert! Then, last night.. Mike sees me again, pulls me inside and tells the beautiful ticket ladies that everyone that says they are with Mike [Insert my real last name here] gets $1 off admission. Amazing.. I've never had anything like that happen to me before. *end FLASHBACK sequence* The concert was Ok.. Nothing really orgasmic happening.. The first band, Linus (no not Linux, Peacemaker) was a little too preachy for my liking so we went outside and sodomized Uteros car. We had 15 tabbers in that little car which was the size of a small yak. That was fun. I also called up Harry Sheep and asked her why she wasn't there. She said something about her parents not letting her go. We love you Harry Sheep! Back to the concert. It was really pumping by now... We were all moshing.. Well some people were. I did this really AWESOME stage dive and got carried by the gurgling frothing mosh pit for about 30 whole seconds.. Then they dropped my on my head from about a height of 2 meters. Grrr.. It wasn't a very good mosh pit anyway. Too many little 13 year old fucks doing nothing but crowd surfing. I was surprised I didn't get dropped sooner. Another thing. If that concert hall didn't have carpeting, I think I'd be in the hospital drooling right now. My whole review would be: "i lik music fun loud my head hurt why not doctor take bandages off?" Poor Old Lu started. THEY ROCKED!!! One of their songs just made the whole crowed jump up and down. Yes, I was still part of it, even now with my head injury. heh.. Word to the wise: never mosh with your teeth unclenched and your tongue hanging out. I think it was Format Rat that jumped up just as I was coming down. His head hit the underside of my chin and I bit into my tongue. Hard. Hmm.. Why is my mouth bleeding? Oh. Oh. Oh, perhaps its because PART OF MY TONGUE IS NOW MISSING!!!!! Grrrrrr.. The concert stopped, the lights came on. It was 10:30pm. Way too early, I thought. One of the members of Linus came up to us and asked who was yelling out "SATAN!!!" during the pro-Jesus Christ spiel of his group. I didn't know who it was, cuz I was right near the stage during the preaching (gag). Apparently it was Toxic Cockroach. I certainly wasn't surprised. We asked him what he was going to do to TC, kick the shit out of him? "No," he said, "I'm just going to talk to him. I may not agree with what he said, but I'd give my life defending his right to say it" Wow. An almost verbatim quote from Voltaire. (I looked it up...heh) Ummm... Outside in the parking lot, while we were screwing around with Val's umbrella, that Slimy had shoved down his pant leg for reasons unknown, a group of tabbers + Toxic Cockroach were talking with 2 members of the band Linus. We joined them after saying goodbye to Val and Andrea. And so began an extremely interesting and long conversation. It was kind of an argument, but more of him gradually gaining our respect. He wasn't shoving Jesus down our throats, he was just an extremely confident person, especially in his beliefs. And I certainly respected him for that, and his courage to say it, even if I didn't believe everything he said. What I didn't like was the fact the Linus was preaching at the crowd from on the stage. Shut up and play, if we wanted to know your views, we'd ask you. Like we did in the parking lot. I don't want to pay $5 for this bullshit... REGARDLESS of the fact that I didn't pay at all for the concert, and that I may have agreed with some of the stuff he was saying. It shouldn't matter. To McDonalds of Middlegate, the restaurant that's always open! Some people took off, most stayed. We said bye to Linus, and I explained to them who we were and what we do and how we do it. (TabNet, communicate, though computers) Some people went off in Purple Indica's car, and some in Incognito's and Utero's car. A group of us walked back to Royal Oak skytrain station. At the station, some people went west to Metrotown to get Suteks car, Beatle, Crimson Seed, Tzeeenched, Freejack, and I went to Edmonds station, and then walked to McDonalds. (after noticing that the bus wouldn't come for another 3.1 billion years) "If that stupid building wasn't there, we'd be able to see the golden arches, MAN!" Enter McDonalds. I bought a double hot chocolate and drank it ALLLLLL. Yumyumyum. TabNet took up the whole back portion of the restaurant, which was kinda cool, cuz we could yell insults at the 2 h0mies that were sitting around doing whatever h0mies do in McDonalds. I looked at bLUCKs Guitab, talked to Mary Jane (the girl, not the drug) about the movie Schindler's list, which both of us have recently seen. We played with The Manitou's cool ball 'o' chalk. I looked sideways at Incognito and Lydia Black, who now and only now explains to me she's still pissed off at a series of netmails to her from me regarding something or other that has escaped me. McDonalds was closing. (Hmm.. Maybe it isn't always open!!) So we exited, and figured out how to get everyone home. The two asshole h0mies followed us out and were obviously looking to do some damage, so we weren't going to stick around waiting for buses. Incognito left with drongo and Lydia black and 1 other person I think. Sutek offered to drive people to Beatles, where he would drive us home in the TabMobile. bLUCK and Slimy and I piled in, not worrying about everyone else left in the parking lot next to Purple Indica's already full car. Besides, I've seen Purple Indica's bat... Sutek drove off with us, and as we were turning onto Kingsway, we saw the h0mies grab the bat and start to look menacing.. "Oh shit" "Sutek, drive around the block" slimy said. You're awesome Slimy, I think your decision saved some pain and humiliation. We circled around, and to my surprise the h0mies saw us and left. (chalk one up on the win column of life for TabNet!) ("everybody steals my stuff!") Here is when Purple Indica said the one and only quotable quote from TabMeet 4.0. "HEY GUYS! LETS GO GET MY BAT!!!!" No, I'm afraid not. Foolish. But he's cool. hehhe.. After Slimy ordered Purple Indica not to leave anyone behind, ("put 2 people in the trunk!!!") We yet again drove off to Beatle's house. La mason du Beatle. I love it. We said goodbye to Sutek, who probably just parked his car and went into Mugs and Jugs, so conveniently located. Slimy, bLUCK, Beatle and I all piled into Beatle's van, in a hurry to escape from the urine-smelling corner of his carport. Zoom zoom, I get home at 1:15 or something like that. Not bad. Funfunfun. TabMeet 4.0. Injuries sustained by me, Wild Thang: 1 serious bump on head 1 bruised shoulder 1 bruised elbow 1 bruised lower left back 1 scratch on leg 2 rips in my only pair of non-ripped jeans 1 severely bitten tongue 1 mussed-up head of hair from Mary Jane running her fingers through it (it was worth it, DAMNIT!) and 30,000,000 brain cells lost. Wild "Mike" Thang Sysop of Subliminal Reality ][ BBS, TabNet Node 13:13/3 Copyright February 26th, 6:59pm, 1994 Distribute freely, all rights can consume excrement and perish. TabNet = The Adopted Bastards Information Network. We don't assassinate presidents. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- � TabMeet ver4.0 � As Viewed By Beatle. � Date February 25, 1994. � Friday. � 10am Wake, and Read TabNet. Eat, have a shower. � 11am Get a Call From Bluck, he is on his way over. � 12pm Get a call from Wild Thang at his school. "Pick us Up Drongo, it would look cool, drive into our parking lot with the TabMobile!" I tell him I'll be there around three. � 12.30pm BLUCK! arrives at my front door, I let him in. Because if I didn't he would get a cold outside. And we don't want that. he has the GuiTab.. I sign It. � 12.30-2.50pm Bluck and I do various things.. Download warezZz from Magik Elvis' board, play warezZz Play Bass Listen to CD's Then we get into the TabMobile and drive in the general Direction of Wild Thangs School. � 3.10pm Bluck and I arrive at Wild Thangs School, look for a spot to park.. but the parking lot is full of little homie wannabes sucking of cancer sticks. So we park at the end of some field in the M.U.D. � 3.15-3.30pm We go into the School of Wild Thang.. it smells. We look for him, walk through various hallways, getting strange looks from various short homeboys.. "What Never seen a freak?" I wanted to bop some of them fer fun... We see Peacemaker.. "HEY RICHARD!!! WHERES MIKE!!!" "Right here!" We find Mike, he takes us on a tour of his wonderful little school, ew... "LOOK MACS!" "Waaaaaasup G!" � 3.31pm-3.40pm Peacemaker, Wild Thang, Bluck and I pile into TabMobile. We force WT and Peacmaker to sign GuiTab at Pen Point. Then we drive to Wild Thangs House. Blucks first Time! In Wild Thangs house that is. We go into his little pink room.. A user is applying on his board.. Juno, she calls her self.. I play with her access levels and give her s255. If she only Knew! HA HA.... Then we get back into the TabMobile and head to my pad man.. � 4.00pm-4.10pm We are at My house! I grab needed things.. We leave for Metrotown. � 4.15pm-4.25pm SkyTrain Ride to MetroTown!!! YAYA!!!! � 4.30pm-5pm MetroTown.. We make our way to the Tab Bench, Slimy has a sign from BCiT.. It says "Elite Parking" yay Slimy! Who all is there.. Access Denied and Val/Andrea The Manitou L. Black aka Silent Death Sutekh the Destroyer Antereas (Spelling?) Tzeentch Freejack Purple Indica Marj Jane Toxic Cockroach Wow! We fool around for awhile.. Lydia poisons Slimys' gravy with her ring.. The Manitou has brought his camping gear! Sutekh gives me a chapter of his book to read. Wild Thang goes off to find Pretzels and marshmellows.. The Mall Undercover guy is making a pityful attempt at spying on us. Everyone signs the GuiTab � 5pm We all leave to Joyce Station to go to Alpines House. � 5.01pm-5.50pm Me, Wild Thang, Slimy, Freejack, Tzeentch, and Sutekh are intercepted by oriental youth group child molester.. "What school do you go too?" Child Molester We lie.. he says he likes youths, I'll bet he does.. eek! We take off.. "It's Time to START RUNNING!!" -Wild Thang We head to McPukes, by food, then go and get money for people, then we head towards Joyce Station. Everyone is there already. We Start Walking towards Alpines House.. SnowBALLS!!! BOMP BOMP!!! THUMP WHACK!!! We get Lydia to go up to Alpines door alone to see if he is home.. Nope he Isn't.. So We all go up to the door. His Dad looks like he wants to shitkick us... good luck.. Oh well, Alpine is at his Cousins house _again_ So we walk back to the Skytrain station, we have to be at Royal Oak by 6pm.. � 6pm Royal Oak! Sundown and Highlander are there waiting.. So is Fup! And CRIMSON SEED! THE G()D OF 3LiT3N355!!! We mill around, break out the marshmellows, the pretzels.. Lydia breaks out the Bread, and Manitou has Oysters... Um um YUm! � 6.10pm-7pm We all Fool around.. Harass people.. James Joyce Shows Up! Wolfen Shows up! Every meets wolfen Wolfen gives me BONK poster. Look! It O'er!! Utereo Shows UP! YAY! There was a child molester eyeing all of us. Xero shows up, we talk about stufff. "Poor Dave.." "Yup, Poor Dave" � 7pm-7.10pm We all head over towards the center.. Wild Thang, Xero and some other people take elite short cut.. but everyone beat us anyways.. We get to the Door, and we find out that anyone who says They are with Mike ????? gets a dollar off! "I AM WITH MIKE ?????!!!" bLUCK pays for me! Thanks bLUCK! � 7.20pm We get in and Mill around.. The band Linus is playing with them selves... Where's Judge? Where's Sheep? Mary Jane plays with my hair, :P. .. . . � 8.10pm Linus starts playing... they suck.. everyone moshes.. i don't like moshing.. blah blah.. mosh mosh, bang bang.. Linus is way to preachy for my taste.. I wanted to listen to music, not some half cocked christian rambling on about killing himself and finding god under a rock.. � 9pm Intermission.. we go outside.. MOSH IN ZAMEERs CAR!! CRaCK! oops. Mary Jane takes my sweater, and leaves me to freeze out in the cold.. wahhh :( She still has my sweater... Poor Old Lu starts, they are better then linus.. Except for the parts inbetween songs where the lead singer starts preaching... BOOOORING. I steal Mary Janes shirt.. Yay Beatle. Beatle is warm again... I think Lydia is stalking Wild Thang.. Tee hee. Well, Poor Old lu finishes.. Toxic Cockroach starts yelling SATAN! SATAN!! Uncool, but looking back on it funny! Anyways, the concert is over so we start getting ready to leave.. Where is tC? Ohoh.. Toxic Cockroach has been dragged behind a van by some Christian virgin type person and is getting lectured.. So we all join in.. �� Beatles Christian Adventure... Starring - That Bearded 30 year old virgin god lover. The over weight escaped mental patient who sings for Linus TABNET! Well, Nuiwanda starts arguing about christianity to the guy.. The he goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how shitty his life was until he found god.. How he was the WORST drug addict on the planet and how he fucked every girl in sight, until he found god.. He keeps trying to tell everyone he is not preaching.. HA HA HA.. We trick him, and tell him we are all Nuiwandists. HA HA HA.. He tells us how bad Nuiwandisicm is... He doesn't even know what the hell it is.. Then the mental patient starts.. "I used to own a gun, and I almost shot myself, until I found god..." Typical american.. You are supposed to point it away from you.. I am sure if I asked why he had a gun he would have said what every other american says.. "It's is our god given right for us americans can carry handguns." Fuck off. He tells everyone that his life was even worse then the virgins life... until he found god. Seems to me this god they are talking about likes to pray upon the weak. He asks us to proove that god doesn't exist.. We ask him to prove he does.. he says look around! --- Faith - Belief in something for which there is no proof --- He certainlay has alot of faith in his overpowering god like entity. I wish people like him would lose there voices, that way we would not have to listen to all the crap he has... �� End Beatles Christian Adventure.. � 10pm or so.. We head to McPukes.. � 11.30pm or so.. We get to McPukes.. everyone plays with their food and such.. These homies start saying things about us.. Lydia scares him away.. Well, we have to leave, I give Mary Jane her shirt back.. but she doesn't give me back my sweater.. We head to the parking lot, those stupid homeboys are hanging around, I mean hey its friday night and they haven't fulfilled their male egos by trying to scare people... Too bad one didn't try to touch me.. I remember the last time one of them did. What a bunch of idiots. �� Beatles Adventure in GangLand Middlegate. Starring The Dumg Brainless HomeBoys! TABNET! Ok, here is what I say we do. We have another meet. We all go to middlegate mcdonalds on a friday night. those homeboys are sure to be there, thats looks like there hang out. Well, we all go there, but not together. We wait until they start picking on the smallest looking one in the place (thats what they always do, pick the ones the think they can beat up..) then we all get up, and we beat the living daylights out of the silly fucks.. I mean, if they think they can go out beating up smaller people and taking their personal belongings then there must be something seriously wrong in their heads. We should open them up and take a look.. And I am Dead Serious, I am sick and tired of them. �� End Beatles Adventure in GangLand � 11.45pm I get into Incognitos car, and we pull out of the parking lot.. Lydia and I want him to go around the block to make sure that the rest of the people or ok, but nope... "I have Better things to do." - Incognito. Not cool. Later we learn that the homeboys came back with a carload And that they got ahold of Purple Indicas bat.. It is a lucky thing that Sutekh and passengers went around the block to protect them.. � 12pm I get home, and wait for Slimy and Wild Thang and bLUCK! We go up to my house, and get the keys fer the TabMobile.. Then I drive Wild Thang Home... Then I drive Slimy home, through the back roads of Langley.. Then I drive bLUCK home! Then I go home, and I go to bed.. At 2am... � That is a truely elite review HA HA.. Oh well.. If I forgot something then Fuck you... I don't care. Oh yah this is for you Wild Thang.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well that was it for this issue.. I hope you enjoyed it. Maybe come out to the next meet, we are going to make it better.. 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