Pony up; this hogwash ain't free. good thing oranges are free! 52Girls - ARRRGHHHH BURN THE PSYCHOLOGY BUILDING 52Girls - "ooh, symbolic interactionism! sounds cool! i want to be a symbolic interactionist when i grow up!!!" 52Girls - Ew i wouldn't want to be the one testing out the hereditary argument. 52Girls - How little he knows about the depths to which nerdiness can plummet. 52Girls - I don't know how I'm going to operate in the real world, where my meaningless behaviour is not rewarded with even more meaningless numbers and letters. 52Girls - I don't work tuesday-thursday. My subconscious, however, works overtime. 52Girls - I have earned the right to listen to misogynist rock. 52Girls - I like the idea of bleeding all over the place. Take that, patriarchy! 52Girls - I need to dip all the shoes in the ritual bath, and keep the green vegetables from touching the white ones. 52Girls - I think I have a blasphemous yen for celibate men. 52Girls - I think this cannibalism must be stopped. I have enclosed a donation. 52Girls - If they don't accept me, I will go to Tibet and farm yaks, but they are going to accept me, because I'm rad. 52Girls - Instead of dying on a slab for the sins of mankind, Aslan will be blown up by a terrorist shoe-bomb. 52Girls - Is this what God is supposed to do? Absorb the love that humans can't seem to properly deal with amongst themselves? 52Girls - It's about as valid as dividing the world into ravers, goths, and preppies for the purposes of disease detection. 52Girls - Maybe we should start a band. 52Girls - Mother: Do you want some diazepam, honey? 52Girls - No trees left, no fields, just greenhouses and roads and warehouses and high tech, aboriginal title extinguished, real estate speculators watching like hawks over populations dying of HIV. 52Girls - Sometimes I pick up a bag of bagels on the way home, and feel even lonelier. 52Girls - That voices of dissent have to be hysterectomized out of "sensitivity." 52Girls - Though I guess Rabbit is more of a spring dish, what with the fertility symbolism and everything. 52Girls - Two sad fat old gay men in robes do not the answer to my existential crises make. 52Girls - Whoah, clothes from grade nine. I'm going to wear these every day from now on. 52Girls - contains all the requisite tentacle/animal/demon rape scenes. but she also cuts off peoples' heads in her spare time, so it's kind of feminist. 52Girls - i remember sleeping on the couch while a bunch of people (including ivar, chris, and travis) played risk and yolande played records, but i don't remember which tabber i was dating at the time. 52Girls - it makes me want to punch people and do them up the ass with an organic cucumber. 52Girls - mild to moderate SHENANIGANS a1d4n - Kids these days scare me. I mean they're all 20 ft tall and massive, I'll blame it on brita water filters and the hormones in chicken. achan - Also, aprons hide pee stains. achan - I have a digital camera, and my roommates aren't home ;) ;) achan - That's bullshit, Lipkovits. Your bread apotheosis is pushing it beyond the reach of the everyman. It's lunch, not communion. achan - This is totally the de-frocking Buddhism base. arts anti gamma - Ahh...best five dollars we've ever spent. arts anti gamma - I want to be like you! Quote me sysop! arts anti gamma - Oh, mom, I love you, but please change the channel. arts anti gamma - ha ha ha heh...woah. arts anti gamma - my father zips over to Zimbabwe every once in a while to get a new wife. arts anti gamma - you still have to press the same number of keys to spell it. Is this some kind of tabnet language? arts anti gamma - Thanks for acting like an 8 year old, bitch. arts anti gamma - It pisses me off that I meet so many cool guys who I really like and want to hang out with, and as soon as they find out that I have a boyfriend they no longer want anything to do with me. Banana - someone else told a story about a friend being so hot at night, she stumbled to the freezer to get an ice pack to take back to bed with her. it wasn't until the next morning that she discovered she had grabbed a frozen squid. Courtisan - he said "You learned french under water?" Courtisan - I was about to accuse you of being a cynical asshole, but then I paused for a moment and thought... wait, he's not being sarcastic... he's being completely sincere. Courtisan - the acting was totally oscar worthy (ie. not all that great) Courtisan - "Philosophy? No thanks! Let's go watch baywatch." Courtisan - Are you inhuman? How can you not find that funny? Do you not laugh when someone trips on a banana peel or when the cat falls of the television? What's wrong with you people? Courtisan - Don't you age at all, you sick, immortal bastard? Courtisan - I always think I'm so witty until I get quoted at the top of the page. Courtisan - I don't want to imagine the possibility that the cute 14year old girl I'm cybering with might actually be my dad. Courtisan - I haven't taken any courses or read much of anything on human sexuality, only listened to what my sister talked about Courtisan - I think i've mentioned this hear before, but I once met a girl who told me she always set her alarm clock to times like 8:21 or 7:38 because she felt sorry for those odd numbers that didn't get used. Having thought, previously, that I was the only one who did that, I came close to falling in love with her... I figured we were meant to be together. Courtisan - I went to his house once.. I was mildly suspicious that i was going to get raped, but it turned out okay. Courtisan - It's bad enough that they are dressed weird in foreign movies, I don't want to listen to their damn gibberish too.. Courtisan - be careful, LSD has been known to lead to the creation of echomail networks. Courtisan - btw, i got a futon last weekend. You no longer have any excuses. Courtisan - i always enjoyed the salty taste of the shells when i crack them in my mouth Courtisan - meanness over the internet doesn't count. Courtisan - oh, didn't you know? I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic anti-semite. Courtisan - shit dude, if buying stuff won't keep you happy... I don't know what will. Courtisan - sure, whatever, as long as you're admitting you were wrong, I accept your apology. Courtisan - that was my 1000th message but I didn't realize, and I wasted it on petty bickering. Courtisan - the internet is fuckign useless. Courtisan - when did tabnet become populated by weaklings and pansies? Cthulu - (effective communication may demand a lower than three-syllable word average 8) Cthulu - ah, the good old days at camp bukkake Cthulu - And, of course, if there's no interest there will be no self-referential anything thing. Cthulu - coining your own slang is so flog. Cthulu - it is as though the sum total of the remarks here are solely a collection of found poems for me to deconstruct and deliberately misinterpret. Cthulu - to me Christmas totally TOTALLY means WOW I can log in to ANY BBS no busy signals because everyone else is doing stupid Christmas stuff with their families... and I am slaughtering them in LORD. Cthulu - (Bongohead fan fiction? I think we're better-off not going there.) Cthulu - AND I NEVER MAKE TYPOS. I AM A PERFECT BEING WITH NO EXTERNAL ORIFICES. Cthulu - Actually I was going to drop a quasi-non sequitur bomb and respond with a retort from the Curse of Monkey Island, but I don't think they're as well-known and frankly I had to do what I could to save this thread from degenerating further into an Orson Scott Card love-in. Cthulu - Almost everyone is someone's friend, but it's rare and special to be a dork! Cthulu - As always. I wonder what's next for me; scatologizing the ecosphere? Cthulu - But really, my views towards DDR are similar to those of a devout monk who must cross himself every time he sees an icon of the Madonna. Does he enjoy doing it? Cthulu - Holy swamoli, what did I just say there? I don't even know anymore. Cthulu - I believe just a little while ago we were discussing some sexy stuffs? Cthulu - I'm practically at the point where I find my own naked body obscene and scandalizing. Cthulu - I've always wanted to pull a chariot... Cthulu - If we can't part you from your money with our chakra-aligning crystal enema ear-candling kits, we'll just bleed you with the laundry. Cthulu - No summer is complete without its thirst-quenching sassy fluid attitude. Cthulu - Note: nargyle != Matthew Glick. Cthulu - One of these days, I'm going to be seriously screwed. Cthulu - Similarly functional was an all-night marathon walk in a pouring downfall - as long as it feels that the world is about to end. Cthulu - This ain't oldschool OR newschool; it's pre-school. Cthulu - We're animals. Embrace your fleshy existence! Cthulu - Well, cross-platform antics of all kinds are somewhat amusing... Cthulu - You need to discover the soothing effects of a nice round of dance dance revolution Cthulu - b3tt3r th4n gl0w3.3x3, m4n! Cthulu - don't you remember what happened the last time you used that phrase? Cthulu - dude, I once had wood in this room for the whole half-hour of a presentation to my sociology of media class. Cthulu - hello soft, silky beard! Cthulu - how am I supposed to keep a grip on a bald doorknob? Cthulu - it seems to me that we have more people sharing views here than are signed up for voices. I recommend the timely application of a riding crop to remedy this situation. Cthulu - it's just like in Being John Malkovich, except without the John Malkovich part. Cthulu - now I'm afraid to scratch my ass-pimple without infecting myself. Cthulu - only one? such restraint. Cthulu - someday I can invert the trend and promenade in a thong-muumuu combo. Cthulu - tabbers were little catered sandwiches cut diagonally on crustless bread, but tabnet has become the monster 15-foot-long submarine sandwich that turned purple six years ago but we're still nibbling at from time to time. Cthulu - the kittens rhyme with the warm woolen mittens. Cthulu - the only thing better than musical masturbation is musical snowballing! Cthulu - the sound of dying alone and unknown. Cthulu - well, when you see a fox strut by does it leap up with a mind of its own or is its engorgement the end result of a more conscious preparation for intercourse? dubaiwalla - On Saturday, I've got to debate whether politics and morality ever mix. Etana - (*side effects may include feelings of light-headedness and euphoria followed by raging depression. Product comes 'as is'. No refunds.) Etana - Everytime I have trouble with the ministry now I think back to that dawning look of incompetence that fell across that poor woman's face as I pulled apart her precious bureaucratic tapestry. Etana - For all our perceived flaws, I think somedays we really don't appreciate what we have. Etana - I'm not sure which is worse.. shouting down inferior low-brow entertainment or having an elite-stick(tm) up one's ass. Etana - It's all fixable. Etana - alright... time for some nice, relaxing PHP... Etana - killing my phantom nightmare man I'm afraid is something I'm going to have to do myself.. Etana - paying my toll for a few small baby steps along the road.. evanmunro - dream theory? are they anything like dream theater? If not i think you probably need more keyboard solos fiver - i find it disturbingly pink. fiver - i thought i moved beyond the age of 15. oh well. fiver - if you mean cool as in torture, then yes. fiver - moo is the new meh. fiver - new york vs. amsterdam. fight! fiver - remember, pudding is made of pure sunlight. fiver - subjonctif. whats the point. fiver - sugary acidy spew!! fiver - the food base is not the butterfly base YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fiver - the room was shrinking and growing. but in a friendly way. fiver - whatever you losers. merry fucking christmas. i ate at 7-11 for lunch, so fuck off. fiver - GASP!! i forgot about those!!! i want to be a spy. fiver - wow. those three things (martinis, horseback riding, and volcanos) SO do not go together! foolio - I admit, I dissed Stalin in front of the Party leadership. Frandroid Atreides - So let me get this straight: you own a car you can't drive, and you're about to own land where you won't be able to live, while you don't own your own dwelling. Is that right? Frandroid Atreides - "I love it, I want to fuck it" Frandroid Atreides - Also--I've read Marx while coming down from an acid trip, so I'm bound to lose some parts ;) Frandroid Atreides - Don't they say in English, as we say in French, that prostitution is the world's oldest profession? Frandroid Atreides - Huh, should I read Nietzsche? Frandroid Atreides - I think that now that it has become 90s to wear Batman t-shirts, I shall score one at value village and start wearing it. Frandroid Atreides - I'm delaying the next day from coming! Frandroid Atreides - It's fun and easy! Pour tous les enfants de 7 à 77 ans! Frandroid Atreides - Soema is my new roommate and Mr. Putter has joined my dojo! Frandroid Atreides - Time to end this "no touching" insanity!! Feel the love!! Do the French thing!! Frandroid Atreides - runny bubblejetters suck a mean rectum. Frandroïde Atréides - To be called a psycho is rather hurtful. Frandroïde Atréides - To be called a psycho is rather hurtful. fule - and for fuck sake things should be crypted here if we's gonna warez. fUP - i don't think i was around at that point i think i was doing meth!hahahahahaha gomi - i need a laptop so i can be both places at once! gomi - i need a laptop so i can be both places at once! gomi - voting on quote headers is fucking stupid, only morons would support that idea. gomi - (not that anyone would need bolt cutters, but over kill is better then nothing!) gomi - (refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh)(refresh) gomi - +++ NO CONNECT gomi - ATOMIC FART ON THEM gomi - BOW DOWN TO THE T/\x{2563}ßG0d gomi - FLAMING POOP BAGS gomi - I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BE SERIOUS HERE! gomi - I CAN'T HEAR YOU MY MONITOR IS NOT WORKING! gomi - If i could bend my spine into the shape of a ? I wouldn't be asking questions, I would be giving myself head. alll dayyy lloooonnggg. gomi - MADE OF PEOPLE!!! gomi - PASS THE POPCORN! gomi - Purchase Microsoft Windows(r) today! Don't Delay! (Advertisment paid by the Anti-Linux Corperation of USA) gomi - Remind me never to try crystal meth, because I don't seem capable of handling tylenol-3 well at all... gomi - SO pay no attention to my opinions on this matter, they are inherently flawed through years of fractured upbringing and misunderstanding. gomi - SUPER GROD gomi - SUUUUUPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR GOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRDD! gomi - THE LIMITED PERSPECTIVE OF THE COMPUTER AGE SHALL BE YOUR DOWNFALL SKINNY PERSON! gomi - TRY HARDER RETARDOR!!! gomi - The Parking Lot of LOST VIRGINITY gomi - WASTE MORE BINARY STORAGE UNITS gomi - any monkey can fly a plane! gomi - bollox i hardly ever eat and i am completely rational and balanced! gomi - but is your bum foaming fish coffee? gomi - come on you person can't you tell when i am talking out of my asshole? gomi - dreams are the only thing that keep me going gomi - ew... stop that steven tyler, stop that! gomi - flesh is too slow gomi - free sex for warez gomi - given enough altitude i'll bet they can fly to safety. gomi - has voice round goose bumps from getting gomi - human contact priceless. huddled warm flesh. gomi - i got a running start i could probably get up on the desk and through the window and over the balcony, but i don't think i'd clear the power lines. gomi - i had to clean the lake this morning! before breakfast! gomi - i laugh so's that they don't think i'm diiferunt. gomi - i might still hit you with my .bat though gomi - i will pave my destiny in binary, and hopefully i won't fall through a zero. gomi - i'll bet he'll make it REALLY FUCK LOUD (tm) for you... Casa Del Sol Style. gomi - i'm drawing a 200 line ansi of goop in a lava lamp or something like that.." gomi - if i knew what that meant, i'd be totally like, ah man, but since i don't know what that is i will just be like, what? gomi - if tabnet feels stale, it's not the quote headers fault. gomi - insert selfhumourous sarcasm here. gomi - mmm marinated manbreasts gomi - modem naked and sweaty gomi - most expensive bbs ever. gomi - oh, i thought this was BOiNk. gomi - oops i am exagerating again.. sorry my doctor told me to not do that gomi - personally i would have licked the coffee a little bit longer. gomi - pudding has a skin!! gomi - see: hyperbole gomi - so much phlegm for such a small opening! gomi - softcore macroretreat gomi - sometimes it's fun to be an arse :) gomi - sure, i'm crazy now too, but that's half the fun of it! gomi - the human race is doomed anyways, so DRINK UP MONKEYS! gomi - then you neveeerrr haave tosleeeeeep aaagaaaaiinn... gomi - there was even a huge table of official realtime nonstreaming buddhist monks. gomi - they also love orgies. gomi - this thread has degenerated beyond my participation. gomi - uhm, punch him in the junk, you are HOT. gomi - what if i told you that brick once hid rowans wang from nuiwanda. gomi - why sleep to dream, when you can stay up for a week and hallucinate! gomi - you've turned me over to look at the soft bits? hacker joe - growing my own might be neat, but I don't know that I could grow enough when I use 40 leaves in a dish. hacker joe - now that I have been born, summer, my most hated season, may begin. hacker joe - they hump for me at home and at work, where I use I think mozilla 1.4 and 1.3, on windows. they also hump on my linux box in galeon (which uses the mozilla engine). happyfish - Okay, you're SO out of the fan club. Happyfish - Stop stalking me, boys. Happyfish - TYPING IN CAPSLOCK IS MY ONLY HOPE OF BEING QUOTED AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE! Happyfish - Try zellers. They sell the largest women's underwear known to man. Happyfish - Whoever made chocolate make you feel sick if you eat too much was a genius! And I want to kill them. Happyfish - Yes! Yes, I love! and that makes all the questionning worthwhile. Happyfish - later I dream I'm in a boat on a very choppy ocean surrounded by ambulances. I wake up to cats fighting next to my bed. Happyfish - the ability to learn makes the passage of time and my eventual death much more tolerable. Happyfish - what kind of ridiculous orchestra doesn't have a drongophone? Happyfish - from jacques cousteau, of course. Happyfish - it's a plot! MUST RESIST, MUST.. NOT.. PROCREATE.. Happyfish - today I dreamed I was taking some tylenol and woke up with a headache. snore. Happyfish - Eat your menstrual pads! They're good for you! Mmm, cotton! Happyfish - At this point I don't think he'd come to a meet even if it meant free tickets to a blow job from princess leia. Happyfish - Dehydrated mucus: would it be noticeably different than feces anyway? Happyfish - Fuck nobody, how about that. Happyfish - I can't believe a fucking batchfile makes me want to cry. Happyfish - I get all 780ey instead of all 778tastic. Happyfish - I'm such a hypochondriac. It's probably a side effect of cancer. Happyfish - Rinse & repeat, rinse & repeat, what am I missing? Happyfish - That is the most bachelor pad I know. The bathroom alone screams "goodbye girls! see you never!" Happyfish - There was nothing left but a vile, lemony residue. Happyfish - it would change from "PEES" to "PETER JACKSON RULES" How appropriate. Happyfish - it'll probably be a quote of you whining about there being no quote header and you'll regret it. Ha ha. Happyfish - maybe I'll settle for now = 1 year from now. Happyfish - the boy is wearing no pants and keeps chasing me around. I hate it. Happyfish - tuesday suck dick for me harrysheep - Almost makes me wish i had a prostate so i could try out something i learned tonight.... harrysheep - Usefulness is measured in relation to what percentage of one's fist one can fit in one's mouth. harrysheep - cool!! i wonder what other things in my fridge i can drink straight out of the bottle!! MMMMM... FISH SAUCE..... harrysheep - okay, hairless is cool, i dig that. but completely smooth? it makes me think of prepubescent fish. harrysheep - Wow! Thacuntk you, Juwangdgy, I nipple would have nubticed that.... harrysheep - AAWWWWOMMCHCCHmunchmunchmunch...creaaaamy filling..... harrysheep - this thread reminds me that i have a charming change purse made from a kangaroo scrotum that i should make more use of. HARRYSHEEP - EVERYTHING SUCKS TO NEGATAUR hexalyn - What are their vegetables made of? Uranium?! hexalyn - "tab will tear us apart, again." hexalyn - i'm still a butterfly looking for my samurai. Ice Cream Emperor - It's sad that you have to start assuming people are being serious about things just to make fun of how dumb they are to be serious about things. Ice Cream Emperor - Sure, you thank them now. But just wait until you're woken up at 4 in the morning by the sound of your Jewish roomate licking the couch. IceCreamEmperor - Tabnet is kind of like our own communal graveyard, which we compulsively visit only to pay homage to the shades of our former selves. IceCreamEmperor - What do we have/have not grammar speaking fucker comprehension, damnit?! IceCreamEmperor - Didn't we threaten to nuke the communists over shit like this? IceCreamEmperor - Excuse me? In what way has this thread 'degenerated' into 'nitpicking'? I haven't noticed any, myself. IceCreamEmperor - I bet if you stretched that out on a huge canvas it would look like an angel's wing. IceCreamEmperor - I think the fundamental shift in Tabnet is best illustrated by the fact that now the majority of posts seem to be made during the day, whereas before it was almost unheard of to modem at any time except the middle of the godforsaken, soul-sucking adolescent night. IceCreamEmperor - I'm still trying to figure out how Brooke's B connects to Francois' A. IceCreamEmperor - Let me just say this: loving happy unicorn sodomy. IceCreamEmperor - Myk called the meet in order to teach us a lesson about Tabnet, and we fell for it. IceCreamEmperor - Would it be better if I inserted line breaks? IceCreamEmperor - yesyesnoyesnonononoyesyesyesnoyesnonoyesyesnoyesyesyesnonoyesnoyesnonoyesnonoyesyesyesyesnoyesyesyesyesohbabyyes. Jamu: "No, it's 0wned." Jenn: "Oh, so we own it?" jesus bonehead - if somehow it shows and I miss it, I will personally stab the promotional dept's feet into the ground with shurikans and uppercut their heads into the atmosphere where they will disintigrate. jesus bonehead - if the CD drive is a CD burner, just get jesus bonehead - in fact, i can't stand conclusions... useless!! why?? eradicate!!!! jesus bonehead - the smiths??? omg you need severe intimidation and anger not Morrissey! jesus bonehead - when i finally did end up in the Delta prison which is a few mobile home looking things beside a highway he was there with his dogs again and I carved "TABNET" with a quarter into the door while waiting for my release the next morning. jesusbonehead - I give it 10 more years before I turn on my plasma screen to find myself bombarded with spam video of other people dry humping their keyboard and I will cry for the days of 2400bps jesusbonehead - I love you all.. you fucken ankies. jesusbonehead - Their lives are like a prison sentence of mediocrity with no parole. jesusbonehead - so yeah this means if I'm in norway and meet a girl she could be my cousin jesusbonehead - that's why i've opted to bring in the new year with EXTREME METAL jesusbonehead - there's this girl there that like get's all upset when you frag her and will jump around and go insane and freak out. SWEET. will you marry me??? jesusbonehead - I didn't bother explaining TabNet she probably would've thought I was a terrorist or a baby killer or something. jesusbonehead - I missed the stich and bitch becuase I got wasted @ the cobalt for teh owners b-day. jlunder - You're hella far away, and I think my pork can wait a day. matt - i can't miss, the ladies love a depressed loser! meija - best ascii dong ever. meija - i think most of the time it would be a "hey.. come over here and rub your stump on my wang" type of thing. meija - she thinks i'm a nerd, i dont fucking care! meija - the need to consume hot sauces and other spicy foods and then brag about the fact that you do such a thing points to either inadequate penis size or, in the case of a woman, penis envy. meija - this made half an hour of an otherwise shitty day, awesome. meija - whoa sweet, a poem about pulling on your unit. meija - why do all the "men" here have girl hair? meija - "LES DANCES CONTACTE LEGAL" meija - we should ban linking to fucking everything2 writeups. i dont care what nerds i dont know have to say.. meija - what? you're to cool to have seen "spiceworld" yet you own n'sync merchandise? mrputter - I vote AGAINST the header quote being design-by-committee. mrputter - (don't mind me; I'm just an idiot) mrputter - Reminds me of when I used to do the Jebel Hafeet run in Al Ain. mrputter - Shows what I get for listening to Xornicon. mrputter - So STFU, you FUCK SHIT SPOILED PRINCESS SYSADMIN. mrputter - Sometime later, a large flock of birds flew by overhead. I don't remember why this was significant. mrputter - While I can't bring myself to agree with Sylphid's position, I can empathize; I feel almost identically about nuts. mYK - Whatever you hitler nazi fascist! I left b0nk.org to get away from asshole sysops trying to oppress my god given right to kneejerk post anywhere! nargyle - if we have our collective way, we will have you holed up in your flat with cats until there is nothing left to read except pawprints on the wall. nargyle - it's so hot and humid i don't need to pee any more. Otnooishphoo - WHERE IS THE CAPITALIST AGENDA WHEN WE NEED IT!! Otnooishphoo - i am embracing it's electrikness. Pannekoekologist - Big talk for a guy with no pants. Pannekoekologist - Don't ralph on the keyboard. It makes the keys sstick. Pannekoekologist - What a terrible disappointment. Pannekoekologist - A punch to the junk? Pannekoekologist - Argh! Spam that vibrates! Pannekoekologist - As he chewed the carpet, "gahpeh gahpeh gahpeh"... Pannekoekologist - FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK Pannekoekologist - Fries not too soggy yet, cheese curds still squeaky fresh. Pannekoekologist - I should never read things twice. It only leads to disappointment. Pannekoekologist - I still want to take over the world. Pannekoekologist - I walked home through Darling Harbour I smiled at the city I was in and its lights. Pannekoekologist - If we're going to be profane and offensive, we've got to do it with funny noises. Pannekoekologist - No meta-pedantry allowed, then? Pannekoekologist - Okay I don't know that waws number one good idea Pannekoekologist - Ow! You cut my bum. Pannekoekologist - Saxophone solo! Marimba solo! Powerbook solo! Pannekoekologist - What a mad fellow. Pannekoekologist - Why is it the world exclusive of most Indians and Indian restaurants is so incompetent at making chai? Pannekoekologist - Wind that stings is a strange thing. Pannekoekologist - Yay semantic quibbling. Pannekoekologist - You can't go "chik-chik" with your gun online. Pannekoekologist - I feel like... it's like I touched the pope or something. Paradox - Who cares if they hate you for doing better. Poppaea Sabina - Put jeans in oven to dry them off. Poppaea Sabina - Yeah, for sure. You don't have to have read Plato to know bullshit when you hear it. Poppaea Sabina - What do the savages of Legoland have to teach us about our own minds and social institutions? Poppaea Sabina - i found the solution to all impasses Poppaea Sabina - assbitch! you must be my biking pain partner! today i considered phoning ENEMIES to get them to bike with me! Poppaea Sabina - My heart started racing every time anyone said anything against the US government. What the hell, am I living in soviet Russia or something? Poppaea Sabina - See all those films have great lingo that has passed into my daily discourse: "manwhore", "stunt cock", "12 pieces of flair" Rorschach - We musts havesss the high score my precioussssss Rorschach - Who do you think you are? My wife? *looks in wallet* Nope! Rorschach - You'll be okay, you've got us backing you. Rorschach - Want a tissue to cry in when you hear Thom Yorke crooning about his bowels? Rorschach - "Get your stinkin' paws off me you damned dirty clone!" Rorschach - "The Kiwi George Lucas"? Fuck that noise. Rorschach - 2. Naked Hawaiian girls doing an erotic Hawaiian dance, in a hot tub no less. Gotta love that. Rorschach - And you can quote me on that. Rorschach - As for the human rights thing, I'm definitely sticking to what they're familiar with, SPORTS and SITCOMS. Rorschach - Enough of this, I want my HOBBIT CRUNCH cereal right bloody now! Rorschach - He doesn't feel remorse, pity nor pain. He will keep farting until you are dead! Rorschach - I am a pop culture addict of the highest order. Rorschach - Seeing as I am William Gibson, I feel slightly hurt. Rorschach - Simply put, nerds are l33t. Star Wars fukkin' roolZ! Rorschach - When I left you I was but a learner, now I AM a tabber. Rorschach - You're the one listening to Fleetwood Mac, check your own worm ridden crotch, crap for brains. Rorschach - You've killed all enjoyment of tabnet, and that's why I'm leaving...FOR GOOD. Schrodinger'sCat - I don't get off topic. The topic gets me off! Schrodinger'sCat - If you think for the briefest moment that your dogmatic rhetoric passes as anything even remotely close to thought, you are deluding yourself. Schrodinger'sCat - To clarify, I didn't mean murder with a necessarily negative connotation. Silver Angel - At least I have a variety of orifices, you phallo-sentric testosterone soaked all-consuming beomoth! Silver Angel - Fellatio refers to the stimulation of the penis/male genitalia with the mouth/tongue/lips. Cunnilingus refers to the stimulation of the clitoris/female genitalia with the mouth/tongue/lips. Analingus refers to the stimulation of the anus with the mouth/tongue/lips. Silver Angel - You mean, every time I fuck a Tabber, I'm bringing us ONE STEP CLOSER to TOTAL destruction???? Silver Angel - *hug everyone* It will all be okay. Silver Angel - Families are like feral dogs. They run in packs, have periods of friendliness, but have a nasty tendancy to bite w/o warning. Silver Angel - I'm paranoid and I say I'm insecure and all craziness the just the exaggerated form of normalicy... Silver Angel - Maybe Rowan's been trained to ring bells at the sight of pools of saliva? Soema - "ok, i'll eat the beer-soaked pretzels.." - barbara. Soema - Fuck the Fireworks. Fuck Them up Their Stuipd Ass. Soema - KILL DEATH DIE Soema - new version, woop Soema - um, yeah. Soema - you are by far the cutest square - FINALLY i am going to have a job ARRGHHHHH. square - i wanna get it ALLL waxed off. sylphid - i gave caitlin a warning that i would be like calvin's dad in ten years. she pointed out that that's how i am *right now*. sylphid - "ok, if i don't kiss you right now i'm going to die" sylphid - i'm gonna give you a hot juar3z injection sylphid - taking fashion advice from my subconscious is only slightly less worrying than the current state of affairs, where the dead, vacant part of my mind responsible for my sense of visual aesthetics tells me what to do. Talkie Toaster - Everything I say is superbly amusing and yet I never manage to get quoted. Talkie Toaster - I still don't see what the monkeys (or money) has to do with goldfish. Talkie Toaster - Is it just me, or is Gomi getting obsessively compulsive about his precious bodily fluids? Talkie Toaster - there are no friends outside of tabnet. only analog people. The Extremist - AS AN ENEMA THROUGH MY GUTS! YEA! The Extremist - Bon, pas de couleur dans les signatures? Bâtard... The Extremist - Is that me or we're having massive redundancy here? The Extremist - My jokes are too subtle for human understanding. The Extremist - Stop making a big deal of it or I'll eat your first-born! The Extremist - That kicked superior posterior. The Extremist - irc eat irc eat irc sleep was my typical day. It was kinda fun. The Judge - I actually have a funny story, 4 or 5 years ago or something I had gone to a tabmeet, and anyhow some newbie tabbers had called me up and they were like...you smoked crack rock, and stuff?!...and I started laughing..and they said.. it sez so right here in tabmeet#yaddayadda yadaa.. and I quote " 7:15pm getting ready for tabmeet.... 735pm SMokED some CrAK w0k!!!!!" and I told them, sorry I NEVER smoked crack cocaine, I was full of shit... then they seemed dissapointed, and pissed off and hung up on me....hahahaahaha. tlf - Eat. If you die, it means that you have either eaten too much or too little. tlf - Give your girlfriend TAB until she screams, screams, screams. tuna - I was never really sad, but I was kind of disoriented for months. tuna - disclaimer: you're not me. UnwashedMass - it was, uh, a bit hyperbolic weird - i had a crush on your ansi xornicon - It's hard to tell sarcasm when I'm reading TEXT! zarah - John's post at the top of the page is severely creeping me out. zarah - Mr. Fibbles? Is this a real person or another of your imaginary friends? zarah - Oh teenage people riding white baptism the rays of tulips zarah - Wondered where the hell my life has gone and why god am I so tired? zarah - sitting in my cold apartment, lit with grey dismal daylight, listening to Leonard Cohen and drinking cloudy coffee. Zarah - But nah. Anyway, I'm done dating from the tab-gene pool. Zarah - But yeah. VD sucks in so many ways. Zarah - I can't stand pretentious motherfuckers who use big words when diminutive ones will suffice. Zarah - Tentacle anime pr0n is still animation Zarah - Well put, Non Sequiter Boy. Zarah - Where are my mammary-fat-storage chambers? Help! Zarah - You'll notice how I'm NOT COMMENTING on anything these boys are talking about. Zarah - being a boyfriend in this day and age usually means trying to put your tab A into her slot B. Not how much money you spend on her. That's prostitution. Zarah - hit tab enter to enter tab? Zarah - he he he. soema called happy honey Zinnia Kray - Zinnia's treatise on Leisure and Imagination will be continued in the near future after she finishes consulting the Ghost of the Ourobouros Rock... the original rock was given away to Mr. D. Macmillan this evening in exchange for a promise of eternal friendship. The ghost of the rock, however, still whispers in her ear. ziola - I should have majored in monkeys. ziola - Maybe they stole it from behind an ice rink to make everyone else jealous... ziola - As long as they don't hire another fucking psychopath i'll be happy.