>> On Apr 7, 2005, at 3:58 PM, gordon wrote:

BE> thats true, but i dont like the porkatonic residue it leaves behind.
BL> i used the sprongertron.
BE> the monkey fondulator is smoother.
BL> you just need to use the elephantosmic remover in the second jugular valve complex, this will
BL> stop the residue from collecting on the wangufromjiggers waste exposure panel.
BE> 
BE> hmm,
BE> 
BE> wouldnt that hinder the oscillations of the gyrospastic enigmatron, decreasing the natural threshold for sprongpopia?
BL> 
BL> You'd think it would, but in clinical trials the elephantosmic remover actually evens out faulty frequencies in most
BL> mass produced enigmatrons. so unless you are using the top of the line, say one from Froops Emporium, you are likely
BL> to see a noticable increase in fondulation, and a decrease in porkatonic residue. If you are using the Froop 9000, then
BL> ignore everything I have said, Froop builds a beauty of a monkey fondulator, and adding anything impure or not to the
BL> mix usually results in flawed oscillations and even ruptures in the reality continuity gasket, and you don't want that, 
BL> oh no trust me....
BL> 
BL> porkatonic residue all over the spacetime continuum... thats a pain in the ass to clean up.
BE>
BE>
BE> so, you're not a fan of Sprongbot's monkey fondulators?
BE> i find the new grip to be quite a treat over last year's model.
BE>
BL> Yah, but you've got larger hands then me.
BL> It reminds me of Kingergarten when I grip a Sprongbot.